Friday, February 16, 2018

HASHTAG MENTOO

Men shouldo have their own #metoo movement ….. the #mentoo movement

BarkGrowlBite
February 16, 2018

The #metoo movement has thousands of women relating instances of sexual harassment, sexual assaults and domestic violence in their past lives. Women who have sounded off on #metoo range anywhere from Hollywood actresses to the common garden variety.

While many of the stories related by women may be true, it stands to reason that some of the tales are figments of the imagination or deliberate attempts to pillage an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband.

To paraphrase Bill Clinton, one of the world’s most famous sexual predators, it depends on what the meaning of the term sexual harassment is. It now appears that taking a second look at a woman may be interpreted as sexual harassment. Realistically speaking, what woman has never been sexually harassed? It’s the nature of beastly men to be attracted to women.

Of course, women themselves can bring on sexual harassment. Wearing revealing miniskirts in public or thongs on the beach are not exactly designed to drive those beastly men away. Yeah, yeah, I know all about the blah, blah that women have a right to wear what they want, etc., etc. But provocative wear, or non-wear, can have unwanted consequences.

OK, so women have their #metoo movement with their tales of being sexually abused. But men should have their own hashtag movement, the #mentoo movement whereby they can relate instances of being sexually amused. Thousands of men can come forward with their tales of sexual amusement that may be true, it but it stands to reason that some of the tales will be wishful figments of the imagination or deliberate attempts to pillage an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife.

Now if we can only get Bill Clinton to give a fiery speech urging men to ‘call it out’ on #mentoo, just like crazy Rose McGowan did for #metoo, we will have the Bill Army, just like Rose has the Rose Army.

If we can’t get Bill, there’s Steven Seagal. Steve speaks softly but carries a big stick. He can relate many instances of being sexually amused. Nah, Steve is damaged goods. Several women have accused him of rape. Worse yet, Steve is a personal friend of Vladimir Putin.

OK, so if Bill and Steve are out, who does that leave? How about Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnie has had plenty of women sexually amuse him ... just ask his ex, Maria Shriver. But better yet, how about Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson?

Hey, come to think of it, here’s an idea for yet another hashtag movement ….. #mecheattoo. The #mecheattoo movement would enable both men and women to call out how they cheated on their wives or husbands. That should really bring out those Hollywood celebrities. And Bill Clinton would have many instances of cheating on Hillary to relate. Why even President Trump could relate his bedroom romps with porn actress Stormy Daniels, Playboy model Karen McDougal and other women.

And if you think there would be few women that have cheated on their husbands, studies have shown you’d be sadly mistaken.

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