Thursday, December 8, 2016

CAR KARMA

By Bob Walsh

A very interesting self-initiated asshole rehabilitation took place in beautiful downtown Stockton on Tuesday. A 21-year old man carjacked his ex-girlfriend just before 5 p.m. He sped away in her Dodge Charger, blew a stop sign and crashed into a rented van. The van overturned and the Charger continued thru Eden Park (sans road) at high speed until a tree jumped out in front of it.

The asshole had to be extracted from the stolen car by the fire department and died at the scene.

An elderly man and three young children were in the van. One of the children was transported to the hospital with minor injuries.

It is unfortunate the child was injured and there was significant property damage. That being said, one less asshole in the world is not such a bad thing in the long run.

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