“When I was a boy,” said the 89-year-old nursing home resident, “my momma would send me down to a corner store with one dollar and I’d come back with five potatoes, two loaves of bread, three bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and a half-dozen eggs.”
“You can’t do that nowadays,” he continued. “Too many fuckin’ security cameras.”
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