‘AHAH, I’VE GOT HIM NOW’

An elated Adam Schiff declares Trump to be charged with murder

Rep. Adam Schitt (oops, typo), chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, admitted that the Democrats may have a problem proving the alleged quid pro quo in Trump’s telephone call to the Ukrainian president.

“Damn it, I thought we had Trump with the Special Counsel’s investigation,” Schiff said, “but Mueller messed it all up. And now I’m getting conflicting testimony and reports on the quid pro quo charges. Furthermore, some legal experts tell me that what we are accusing Trump of is not an impeachable offense. This forces me to pull out my ace.”

Schitt (typo) seemed elated when he said, “Ahah, I’ve got him now. I am going to charge the president with murder,” he continued. “Trump cannot deny he ordered the murder of Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Hah, he’s even bragging about al-Baghdadi’s death.”

‘Little Adam Schitt’ as Trump calls him told reporters that Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib had advised him that Trump ordering the murder of al-Baghdadi was no different from Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordering the murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and that both should be ousted for abusing their positions of power.

The outspoken Trump hater believes there is irrefutable evidence that the president ordered the killing of al-Baghdadi by the US Army’s Delta Force and that “murder is definitely an impeachable offense. Oh yes, I’ve got him now, ha ha.”

And so it goes with the ringmaster of the Dump Trump Circus in the House.