President Obama can rest at ease because there is no evidence of ISIS involvement and this terrorist did not shout ‘Allah Akbar’
BarkGrowlBite | January 15, 2016
A Waffle House in in Kennesaw, Georgia experienced an attack by a naked terrorist around 10:30 p.m. on January 8 that cannot be attributed to ISIS and the terrorist did not shout “Allah Akbar” during the attack.
From CNN:
According to police, the woman, identified as Jennifer Nicholson, stripped off her clothes, punched a woman in the face and then threw a plate at a window. She also threw several platters at patrons of the restaurant.
A naked Jennifer fought with the cops when they tried to arrest her, but Kennesaw’s heroic police officers were eager to get their hands on this dangerous terrorist in order, of course, to subdue and take her to be safely locked up in the Cobb County jail. She is facing several assault and public indecency charges.
The police reported that the woman who was punched in the face by Jennifer suffered a broken nose.
Some of you will say that this was not a terrorist attack. Don’t tell that to the woman with the broken nose or to the other terrified Waffle House customers who had to duck a barrage of flying plates.
Finally, I am positive that Jennifer is not a radical Muslim, or any other kind of Muslim for that matter. A devout Muslim woman would never have stripped naked in public, Allah forbid! Instead she would have been wearing jilbabs, abayas, hijabs, khimars or other Islamic clothing. No devout Muslim woman, terrorist or not, would ever allow strangers to see any part of her body above the ankles, Allah be praised!
So, President Obama can rest at ease. He doesn’t have to struggle to avoid using the terms ‘radical Muslim’ or ‘Islamic terrorist’ in referring to Jennifer’s attack on the Waffle House.
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