ABOUT US

The Unconventional Gazette is published by BarkGrowlBite as an alternative to the ‘Mainstream Media’ which refuses to print news not to its liking. The publisher has assembled what he believes is a top notch staff to serve our readers.

EDITOR: Ima Schmuck. As a zonked-out New York high school graduate during the counter culture days of the Vietnam War, Ima hitchhiked to San Francisco where she joined thousands of her fellow hippies. After getting beat up by the Hells Angels, Ima left Haight-Ashbury and returned to live with her wealthy parents in New York. After several stints in drug rehab, Ima enrolled in Yeshiva University where she earned a degree in journalism. Before joining The Unconventional Gazette, Ima was an assistant editor at the Daily News.

CHIEF INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER: Adolf der Schweinehund. A descendent of Prussia's legendary Schweinehund family, Adolf attended Sam Houston State University where he obtained a B.S. Degree in criminal justice. After 13 years as a Houston police officer, he became a hard-hitting investigative reporter with the now defunct Houston Post. Adolf joined the staff of The Unconventional Gazette after years as a private investigator and free-lance journalist.

INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER: Pamela Putz. Pam brings a unique experience to The Unconventional Gazette. Her parents worked in New York’s garment district and were killed when both were run over by a city bus while pushing a rack full of dresses across 8th Avenue. Pam was only 15 at the time and spent the next two years in the Beth Israel orphanage. Determined to obtain a college degree, Pam worked her way through Columbia University’s school of journalism as a prostitute and nude pole dancer. Her street smarts have made Pam a model investigative reporter.