Monday, March 2, 2020

MAYOR PETE CLIMBS OUT OF THE FLAMING DUMPSTER

by Bob Walsh

Yes, it is sad but true. Yesterday evening Mayor Pete threw in the towel. Apparently being the novelty candidate and holding down the gay-married-Christian-veteran-Norwegian poetry fan spot didn't get him any traction even after fake Mexican Robert Francis O'Rourke left the same lane.

This will no doubt increase the pressure on Pocahontas and Amy from the democrat party structure to bail out and leaf the semi-sane semi-centrist lane to Joe the Hairsniffer. They are desperate to cut Crazy Bernie off at the knees and he looks to get a pretty solid set of numbers from Super Tuesday. I am not sure either of them could be forced out before then, and they may bail out more or less voluntarily afterwards as they will be lucky to get 12% between both of them (IMHO).

Fight it out to the end ladies. Go Go Go.

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