by Bob Walsh
I did not author this. I "borrowed" it from a gun forum I hang out on but I thought it was amusing so here it is. Enjoy.
Beretta: You only hate us because we won the XM9 trials.
Browning: Have you seen our new T-shirts, dog bowls, hats, hoodies and bumper stickers? Oh, we make guns too.
Colt: The more you ask for it the less likely we are to build it.
FN: We are like H&K but we are Belgian.
Glock: So perfect we have updated it five times.
H&K: We are not against civilians owning guns. We are just against poor civilians owning guns.
Hi Point: Why spend $500 on a handgun when you can spend $200 for a gun and have $300 left over for beer.
Mossberg: You didn't ask for a M4 stock on a lever action rifle or a chainsaw grip shotgun, but we built it anyway.
Kel-Tec: Our level of innovation exceeds our level of production.
Remington: We have more lemons than Minute Maid.
Ruger: We bring you the innovation of others at an affordable price.
Sig Sauer: German and Swiss heritage with Indian quality control.
S&W: We have the revolver market locked up.
Taurus: We heard you like to gamble.
Winchester: An American legend....built in Japan.
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