OBAMA’S JUSTICE DEPARTMENT NOW CALLS YOUNG CRIMINALS ‘JUSTICE-INVOLVED YOUTH’

Is the carjacker another young thug, or merely a "justice-involved youth," as the U.S. Justice Department would say?

Investor’s Business Daily | April 27, 2016

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: The Justice Department announced a plan to throw $1.75 million at young criminals in hopes that they don’t become adult criminals. But you’d never know that given the linguistic fog the DOJ has conjured up.

A press release issued earlier this week describes a new $1.75 million grant program as designed “to help young people involved in the justice system find jobs and housing.”

Wait, you ask, if these young people are “involved” in the justice system, doesn’t that mean they already have jobs? Like, say, as a trainee in the dispatcher’s office, or a desk clerk in the attorney general’s office, or maybe a janitor at the local courthouse?

Not exactly. In this case, “justice-involved youth” is what we’re now supposed to call juvenile delinquents, also known as young criminals.

This is not a euphemism run amok as much as it is an exercise in obfuscation. After all, euphemisms at least try to convey the same meaning, just in a less harsh way, as the words they replace. Such as: “substandard housing” for slum, or “differently abled” for crippled. But being “involved” in something can mean anything. An arsonist could be described as a person who is “involved in the home building industry.” A drunk driver will likely end up “involved in traffic enforcement.”

To be fair, the administration didn’t, as some have claimed, coin the “justice-involved youth” term. It’s been tossed around academic circles for years. But this administration has embraced this sort of verbal legerdemain.

One of the first things Obama did as president was relabel the “war on terror” as an “overseas contingency operation,” which can literally mean anything, so long as the operation takes place overseas and is contingent on something.

Then there were ObamaCare’s much-hated insurance mandate penalties, which were rechristened as “individual shared responsibility payments.” Who could object to that?

The problem is Obama’s people aren’t aggressive enough in their renaming project. So, as a public service, we offer our help.

Those committing voter fraud could be termed “abundantly enthusiastic political participants.”

Looters? How about “non-banked retail consumers.”

Ex-convicts? Try “returning citizens.”

What about illegal immigrants? A better label would be “undocumented workers.” Oh, right, that’s already in use.

The problem with euphemisms is that in short order they end up as a pejorative. Then again, a pejorative word can also turn into a euphemism.

So don’t be surprised if someday down the road a politician is excoriated for calling someone a “justice-involved youth” when everyone knows the proper term is “thug.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: I’ve been informed that DOJ is also referring to other criminals as “justice-involved individuals.” Gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling, doesn't it?

Holy shit, with the stroke of a pen there are no more criminals. Don’t you all feel safer now?