COCKS NOT GLOCKS

University of Texas students plan a huge demonstration with dildos to call for repeal of the law allowing concealed carry guns on university campuses

BarkGrowlBite | December 3, 2015

During its last session, the Texas State Legislature passed a law allowing concealed carry licensees to carry their guns on college and university campuses. The law goes into effect next August.

The law has created apoplectic tremors among college administrators, faculty and students. The wussies have been scared absolutely shitless.

While the law is mandatory for public colleges, private universities can still prohibit guns on campus if they opt to do so. Southern Methodist University and several other private universities have already enacted policies prohibiting guns on campus when the new law takes into effect. Rice University is about to enact the same policy.

The law does allow public universities to prohibit guns in certain designated areas. The administrators are already scheming to prohibit guns in school buildings, thereby effectively circumventing the law.

At the University of Texas, the wussies are beside themselves. The administrators and faculty at the Berkeley of Texas have been pissing in their pants at the thought of a gun on their campus. UT has already announced that it plans to restrict guns in “classrooms, laboratories, residence halls, university offices and other spaces of education.”

That doesn’t appear to satisfy UT’s students. They are moving to have the law repealed. According to the Houston Press:

UT students were perhaps the most visibly angry about the campus-carry law, having planned a demonstration called “Cocks Not Glocks” in which they'll carry around dildos to protest the law next August. Their tagline: "Fighting absurdity with absurdity."

I’m sure the students are being egged on by their Marxist and other far-left professors. I doubt they can get the law repealed, but the Austin area can look for a big spike in the sale of dildos.