Wednesday, December 16, 2015

APPLE DOES IT AGAIN!

Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play commercial-free Hi Fi music from inside women’s breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499 and $699.00 per breast depending on speaker size. Implanting iTit in both breasts will provide listeners with a stereo effect.

Apple spent nearly $2.7 million developing the iTit system. Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO, said we always strive to meet the needs and desires of Apple’s loyal customers.

Cook says he considers iTit to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.

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