LIFESAVERS: THAT CANDY WITH THE LITTLE HOLE
A second grade teacher had her class identify the flavor of LifeSavers by their color:
Red ------- Cherry
Yellow ---- Lemon
Green ---- Lime
Orange -- Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all Honey LifeSavers. None of the children could identify the taste. So the teacher said, “I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”
Suddenly one little girl looked up in horror, spit out her LifeSaver, and shouted “Oh my God, they’re fucking assholes!”
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