A+ BOOK REPORT

A+ BOOK REPORT

Students at a prestigious prep school’s English class were assigned to read 2 books, ‘James Cameron’s Titanic’ and ‘The Death of American Virtue’ by Ken Gormley, a book about the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

The teacher gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic:…Cost - $29.99
DAV:……Cost - $29.99

Titanic:…Over 3 hours to read
DAV:……Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:…The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
DAV:……The story of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:…Jack is a starving artist.
DAV:.......Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:…In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
DAV:.......Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:…During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
DAV:.......Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:...Jack teaches Rose to spit.
DAV:.......Let's not go there.

Titanic:…Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
DAV:........Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:…Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
DAV:........Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:…Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
DAV:…….Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:…Jack surrenders to an icy death.
DAV:.......Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.