The Unconventional Gazette / November 9, 2012
A man and a woman, who had never met before but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and quickly fell asleep, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ‘Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea,' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied ... 'Get your own fucking blanket!'
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