WORLDWIDE ADVANCES IN MEDICINE

The Unconventional Gazette / August 24, 2012

At a meeting of the International College of Organ Transplant Surgeons in Vienna, doctors revealed the latest advances in transplant surgery.

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take one-fourth of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Japanese doctor chimes in with: “Ha, that’s not nearly as good as what we’ve done in Japan; we take one-half of the brain out of a person and put it into another person’s head, and in 3 weeks he’s looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA on November 4, 2008, we grabbed a person from Chicago with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now....... the whole country is looking for work.