USPS finds that, in many cases, the stamp will not stick to envelopes
The Unconventional Gazette / August 3, 2012
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In February, the Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The USPS noticed that the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After four months of extensive testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential Commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
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