The Unconventional Gazette / August 29, 2012
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
AND look how far ass-kissing will take you.
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top.
Oh, and there is also
W-H-O--Y-O-U--K-N-O-W
23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170%
Now you know why some people are where they are!
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