The Unconventional Gazette / July 16, 2012
Sitting together on a train were Barack Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a beautiful young blonde woman with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde woman thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark and she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I can't wait till we get to the next tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Barack again!!
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