Translation: Obama election campaign worker, welcome to Texas
One recent day near New Braunfels, Texas, a town where there is a large German-speaking population, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man trying to use his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window of his pickup and shouted: "Freut mich Sie zu sehen. Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser! Die Kühe haben hinein geschissen." (Translation: "Glad to see you. Don't drink the water! The cows have shit in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "I said, use BOTH hands!"
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