TRAVEL ALERT

Warning: Travelers accompanied by young children and/or grandparents should avoid visiting San Francisco the week of September18

By Bob Walsh

Persons traveling to the People's Republic of San Francisco this week should be aware that it is LEATHER WEEK in San Francisco. That means just exactly what you think it means. Those traveling with young children or grandparents should be aware that you may have some awkward questions to answer if you happen to travel there.

EDITOR’S NOTE: For the uninitiated, those into the S&M scene often wear leather pants showing the man’s bare bottom. In some of San Francisco’s public parks one can often see another man poke his ‘pokemon’ up the bare-bottomed man’s shithole, not an act one would want children or those above the age of 70 to observe.