A rattlesnake with a ‘pet me’ sign.
O.J. Simpson showing me his knife collection.
An elevator ride with Ray Rice.
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby.
Michael Jackson, if he were still alive, spending the night with a 10-year-old boy.
Michael Jackson’s doctor.
An Obama nuclear deal with Iran.
An Obama promise that you can keep your doctor and your health plan.
A Palestinian on a motorcycle.
Gas station sushi.
Brian Williams news reports.
Prayers for racial peace from the Rev. Al Sharpton.
Playing Russian roulette with a fully-loaded revolver.
Emails from Nigerian princes.
The Heimlich Maneuver from Barry Frank.
A condom made in China.
A prostate exam from Captain Hook.
A lawyer. (The only difference between a lawyer and a liar is the spelling.)
And last but not least ….. Bill Clinton at the national convention of a sorority!
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