BY Harry Dunne
The State Legislature is voting on the Bacon Bill that is designed to prevent Islamic terrorists from acquiring guns.
The Bacon Bill, which was sent to the legislature by staunch conservative Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, requires that each licensed gun dealer in the State of Texas must keep a pork product on the gun display case. It also requires that each gun purchaser must sample the pork before being allowed to purchase a firearm.
The State will participate in the new law by raising hogs at the prisons for the pork products.
It will also be a class A misdemeanor if a gun dealer attempts to serve turkey bacon instead of real pig products.
Although the Democrats are opposed, the bill is expected to pass easily with all Republican legislators voting for the new law. Gov. Greg Abbott has announced he will sign the Bacon Bill into law.
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