A spider bit an Australian man on his fucking cock while he was taking a crap
Dorina Lisson, my dear Aussie friend, sent me this report. Dorina noted in a previous BGB post that I could not remember my prom. She wrote, “I'm pretty sure you would remember very well if something bit you on your penis !!!”
For darling Dorina’s edification, I do seem to remember a few ladies nibbling my dick … or maybe that’s just a desperate attempt at memory recall. Shit, it’s a bitch to get old! The golden years can kiss my ass!!
As for that Aussie spider bite victim, redbacks must be a species of cocksucker spiders.
REDBACK BITES SYDNEY MAN’S PENIS IN PORTALOO
By Tyron Butson | The Daily Telegraph | April 27, 2016
SYDNEY, Australia -- A TRADIE has been taken to hospital after being bitten on the penis by a redback spider, while sitting on the toilet in Sydney’s south.
The man, known only as Jordan, was using a Portaloo on a building site on Civic Ave, Kogarah, when the spider bit him on his genitalia about 8.45am.
Paramedics were initially called to the scene, but a NSW Ambulance spokesman said the bitten man managed to make his own way to hospital for treatment.
“He’s somehow managed to get alternative transport to hospital,” he said.
St George Hospital confirmed a 21-year-old man arrived at the emergency department a short time later.
The injured man remains in a stable condition and is expected to be discharged later today.
EDITOR’S NOTE: In case you haven’t already figured it out, ‘tradie’ is Aussie slang for construction worker.
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