Saturday, August 3, 2013

RETIRED SAILOR CAN ONLY DO THREE KNOTS

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.

He finds a lovely prostitute, takes her up to a room and hands her $100 for an hour of pleasure.

Soon after they undress and get in bed, Norman is going at it as well as he can for a guy his age. However, needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back.'

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