Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.
He finds a lovely prostitute, takes her up to a room and hands her $100 for an hour of pleasure.
Soon after they undress and get in bed, Norman is going at it as well as he can for a guy his age. However, needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back.'
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