ALL CRUMPLED UP

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.

He took the crumpled $20 bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen $100 all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled $100 bill.

He took the crumpled $100 bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $40,000 all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied............

"Go look in the garage."