FROM WALES, NOT FROM SCOTLAND

I was at the Friendly Inn the other night and overheard three very obese women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?"

And the next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital.