A COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF A NUCLEAR POWER WHO HAS NEVER LED ANYTHING

By Ima Schmuck / The Schalotte / January 4, 2012

EDITORIAL

As editor of The Schalotte, I am really concerned about North Korea's appointment of the "dear leader", Kim Jung Ill's youngest son to be the new leader of North Korea-- a nuclear power!

After all, Kim Jung Un (pronounced Kim's young-un?) had NO military experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn't even so much led a cub scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.... So, setting that aside, next they make him their "beloved leader" of the country. Terrific!

Oh, crap! I'm sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here in the United States. In North Korea, the Commander-in-Chief is chosen by his predecessor. Here the people elect him. We took a community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never led anything more than an ACORN demonstration and made him the leader of this country.

I'm sorry I brought Kim Jung Un up, never mind.