UTERUS CONTRACTIONS ARE WHAT LABOR DAY IS ABOUT

by Howie Katz

 

 

Texas Woman's University is the nation's largest university system for women. TWU's main campus is located in Denton, Texas.

When asked what Labor Day was about, 83 percent of the 14,000 students at TWU in Denton thought it was a celebration of the uterus contractions (labor) women experience as part of the childbirth process.

 

 

12 percent had no idea what Labor Day was about and five percent said they did not give a rat's ass.

83 percent of the 14,000 TWU students can't be wrong. So now you know what the celebration of Labor Day is really all about.