By Howie Katz
Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga
Singer Tony Bennett, who is probably best known for his rendition of "I left my heart in San Francisco" has been on tour with Lady Gaga despite suffering from Alzheimers.
On August 3, his 95th birthday, he appeared together with Lady Gaga at New York's Radio City Music Hall. When the duo ended their performances, it was announced that Tony was retiring on doctor's orders.
Lady Gaga told the audience “He’s my friend. He’s my musical companion. He’s the greatest singer in the whole world.” And that he may well be.
Man taking a shit on a parked car in San Francisco
Man taking a shit in an aisle of a San Francisco Safeway store
Considering what has happened in the city by the Bay, "I left my heart in San Francisco" is badly in need of revision. Here is the new version of the song:
I LEFT MY SHIT IN SAN FRANCISCO
I've ducked gunfire and been mugged in Manhattan
I'm going home to my city by the Bay
I left my shit in San Francisco
High on a hill, it calls to me
To be where the shit is piled up halfway to the stars
The morning stench may pollute the air, I don't care
My shit waits there in San Francisco
Above the blue and windy sea
When I come home to you, San Francisco
Your piles of shit will stink for me
Your piles of shit will stink for me
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