Many
untruths have been told by the Democrats and the media about President
Trump. Because I regret upsetting Dan Man and Bill Daniels by repeating
some of those untruths, I want to set the record straight
By Howie Katz
Big Jolly Times
September 14, 2020
Many stories have been written about the life of Donald Trump. Most of those stories are simply not true. According to my sources, here is the real truth about Trump.
Trump
was not born into wealth. His parents emigrated from Ireland to
America in order too escape the potato famine. Trump's father barely
eked out a living by sweeping the streets of New York. The Trump family
lived in a dilapidated apartment on the lower east side.
Trump
attended the city's public schools. While in the third grade, he
punched a white classmate in the nose because the boy called a black
girl in the class a ni--er.
Trump saved his lunch
money so he could attend college. He worked his way through college as
a
sparring partner for Rocky Graziano and Jake LaMotta.
Graziano
gave Trump $1,000 as a graduation gift. Trump bought a small property
with that gift. He soon sold it at a neat profit. Trump kept repeating
this until he became a real estate mogul.
Always willing to share his business acumen, Trump coauthored
"The Art of the Steal", a book that taught people how to come out ahead in any
business deal. The book stayed number 1 on the The New York Times Best Seller list for 13 weeks.
According to my
sources, Trump wanted to fight the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese
in the jungles of South Vietnam. He tried to enlist in the Marine Corps
but was turned doe because of some bone spurs in his feet. Then he
tried to enlist in the Army, but he was turned down for the same reason.
My
sources sweat that Trump was not a womanizer. On the contrary, women
threw themselves at Trump because he was handsome and rich. He had two
failed marriages because his wives were only after his money. Finally
he met and fell in love with Melania who was not after his money. As a
matter of fact,
Melania was about to become a nun when they met. My
sources also swear that Trump never cheated on his wives.
Trump
wanted America to have a black president. He donated a large amount of
money to Barack Obama's campaign. But he became disenchanted with
President Obama's domestic and foreign policies. Trump believed Obama's
policies were bad for business and he was upset with Obama's
appeasement of our enemies. That's why he decided to run for president.
Trump
has made some mistakes. He hied Michael Cohen, a crooked lawyer.
Cohen has now written a book full of lies about Trump. He appointed
John Bolton as National Security Adviser. He fired him when he learned
that Bolton was trying to get us into a war with China. Bolton then
wrote a book full of lies about the president. Trump refused to let
Mary Trump, his cray niece, be committed to a hospital for the insane.
Mary also wrote a book full of lies about Trump.
The
Democrats and the media have never forgiven Trump for defeating their
beloved and crooked Hillary Clinton. Even before he took office, they
began to spread lies about Trump. Prodded by Houston's Al Green and Sheila Jackson Lee, the Democrats even
impeached Trump on trumped-up charges by Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler and
Houston's Sylvia Garcia. And there isn't a day that goes by without Trump
being called a racist and accused of fomenting the violence going on in
Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles, New York and other cities.
And the media is always misrepresenting what Trump says. For instance,
Trump never said that Mexicans who entered this country illegally were
murderers and rapists. What Trump actually said was that "We have to
stop illegal immigration even though Mexicans are trying to flee from the murderers and rapists in their country." Nor did Trump ever call neo-Nazis and white supremacists "fine people" as the media keeps reporting.
Then there was the time the media twisted Trump's words around to make it look like he said drinking toilet bowl cleaner would prevent or cure coronavirus when he actually only mentioned that some other people had claimed this. To my embarrassment and regret, they had me believing that crap.
The Democrats and the media keep accusing Trump of being a divider.
That is a bald-faced lie! Trump is a uniter. He
has united the white supremacists and neo-Nazis with mainstream
Republicans and he has united the mainstream Democrats with communists,
anarchists and anti-Semites.
To top it off, The Atlantic magazine published a preposterous story about Trump calling our fallen soldiers "losers" and "suckers". Jon Bolton, who is now an enemy of Trump, jumped to the defense of the president by
declaring that the Atlantic story was completely false.
The
truth is that Trump has been
the greatest president since George
Washington. He made America great again with his domestic and foreign
policies. He rebuilt our military which had bean weakened by the
Obama-Biden presidency. His policies resulted in the best economy and
lowest unemployment rate this country ever experienced. That was especially beneficial for African-Americans. And he told our
foreign enemies China and Iran to go pound sand.
And now Trump has been nominated
twice for the Nobel Peace Prize
for brokering peace agreements between Israel and the UAE and between
Serbia and Kosovo. Compare that to Obama receiving the 2009 prize for
delivering an appeasement speech in Egypt.
Sadly, the economy has
gone to crap because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Trump is being blamed
for that too. But according to my sources, China deliberately exported
coronavirus to the US in order to help Joe Biden defeat President
Trump.
My sources also tell me that if Trump is reelected, he will write
"The Art of the Steal" Volume 2, which will show people who want to run for office how to win an election against all odds.
EXCLUSIVE: Two new sources have just informed
me that back in the summer of 2007, they personally observed Trump
walking on water across the lake in Central Park during the middle of
the night. They also saw Bill de Blasio trying to follow Trump, but he had to be rescued by a cop. I'm trying to find some more people to verify their account, but I have
no reason to doubt that Trump walked on water the way my sources
described it.
So, Dan Man and Bill Daniels, now you have the whole truth and nothing but the truth about Trump, from poverty to wealth to the greatest president since George Washington.