A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital.
She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?”
In her weak, tremulous voice she said "Noreen McManus, in Room 302.”
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.”
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Noreen is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow morning.”
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Noreen your daughter?”
She replied, "No, I'm Noreen in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
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