VAG STASH NEVER REACHED ITS FINAL DESTINATION

San Antonio cops found that Janice Salas had stashed 14 grams of heroin and 31 grams of methamphetamine inside her vagina that was destined to be delivered to a Texas prison

BarkGrowlBite | February 13, 2016

In September 2015, when San Antonio police made a traffic stop, they noticed a strong odor of burning marijuana. The driver and Janice Salas were on their way to a Texas prison. They separated the two car occupants while they searched the vehicle.

Officers observed that Janice was walking “stiff” and squeezing her thighs together. They suspected she was trying to conceal contraband.

A search revealed that Janice had stashed 14 grams of heroin and 31 grams of methamphetamine in her vagina.

Janice was arrested on a misdemeanor charge pending lab identification of the vag stash.

The analysis did not reach authorities until this week.

Janice was busted Tuesday and charged with possession of a controlled substance between 4 and 200 grams. Needless to say, the vag stash never reached its final destination.

In a way Janice was very lucky. Had she made it onto the prison grounds with her vag stash, she would have faced charges of attempting to smuggle a controlled substance into a correctional facility, a much more serious offense. So thanks to some alert San Antonio cops, Janice will probably be spared from doing any hard time.