HITLER'S WEE WEENIE

Historians say Der Fuhrer suffered from penile hypospadias which left him with a micro-penis; and he had only one ball to boot

BarkGrowlBite | February 23, 2016

Now I’m beginning to understand why Hitler hated the Jews so much. It must have been that Jews infuriated Der Fuhrer because they had bigger dicks.

In their new book “Hitler’s Last Day: Minute By Minute,” historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie write that Adolph Hitler had a wee weenie because he suffered from penile hypospadias. The condition is one in which the urethra emerges somewhere on the bottom of the penile shaft instead of from its tip. It prevents the penis from fully developing, leaving a man with a micro-penis.

Last December researches at the University of Erlangen unearthed prison documents from 1923 which showed that a medical examination of Der Fuhrer discovered he also suffered from right-side chryptorchidism. This condition is one in which the right testicle failed to descend during childhood. At the time, Hitler was serving a prison term for his failed Munich Beer Hall Putsch. During his time in prison he wrote the Nazi bible, “Mein Kampf.”

Ach du lieber! Der Fuhrer had only a wee weenie and he had to pee out of a hole in its bottom. Ach du lieber Gott im Himmel, and he had only one ball to boot. Heil Hitler!