FARTS CAN BECOME MIGHTY PAINFUL

A 15-year-old boy farted and ended up in a hospital getting eight staples to close a gash on his head

BarkGrowlBite | January 13, 2015

South Richmond High School in Staten Island, New York caters to special needs students. A 15-year-old male student learned the hard way that farts can become mighty painful. On January 5, the boy blew a fart in the direction of Joquasha Rosado, a 17-year old student. Apparently the young lady took offense because she up and thumped the boy over the head with a metal stool and then promptly proceeded to punch him in the face 10-15 times with her closed fists.

The boy ended up in the hospital getting eight staples to close a gash on his head. Joquasha was arrested and charged with second-degree assault, a felony, and possession of a weapon. The NY cops threw in a charge of harassment for good measure. They are not sure of whether the beating occurred inside or outside the school.

This is not the first case of a fart leading to unpleasant circumstances. According to Mail Online, last September a 46-year-old British man was arrested for deliberately farting into the face of a police officer and for calling him a 'terrorist'. And last August, Jessica Cerney, from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, punched 64-year-old Darrell McKnight after he apparently farted in her face.

Deliberately farted into the face of a cop? Now if the cop had shot the bastard, he should have been awarded a medal for shooting him during the commission of a terrorist attack.

As for Joquasha, rumor has it that the McMahon family wants to sign her up for their World Wrestling Entertainment business. They were especially impressed with how Joquasha used a metal stool to smack down on the boy’s head.

Seriously though, the moral of this story is that if you are around other people, pucker up and don’t fart!