Bob met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all. Bob found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that?’, he asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As Bob’s mind began to relish the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.'
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'Tonight's your lucky night, Bob.'
They left the bar and went to her place, all the while he was trembling in anticipation. They walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom...you still awake?'
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