WORLD’S BEST PAID ARCHIVIST

Vanessa Stiviano was either an archivist or an office fixture, not Donald Sterling’s girlfriend

By Pamela Putz

TMZ reports that Vanessa Stiviano, or whatever her real name is, considered herself Donlad Sterling’s archivist, not his girlfriend, and as such she was taping all of their conversations. And her lawyer Siamak ‘Mac’ Nehoray backs her up by saying Stiviano was never Sterling’s girlfriend. Nehoray released a statement which said Stiviano was "a veritable fixture" in the old fool’s businesses.

Now let me get this straight. If she was Sterling’s archivist, she was the world’s best paid archivist. Since she got paid with a Ferrari convertible, two Bentleys, a Range Rover, a $1.8 million duplex apartment and $240,000 for living expenses, I can see a rush of college and university students changing their majors to get a degree that will qualify them as archivists.

If, on the other hand, Stiviano was a fixture in Sterling’s businesses, I can envision a fixture on his office couch or desk, on its backside with legs spread apart. Unlike with archivists, women do not need a college degree to qualify as office fixtures.

In either case, here we have another example of why the only difference between a lawyer and a liar is the spelling.