I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod……..shit, I won’t be able to show my face in this Starbucks ever again, that is if I'll be able to remember which Starbucks I farted in.
And this is what happens when us old farts start using computer-age technology! Life does not get better as you get older. Screw the Golden Years!
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