HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN

The Unconventional Gazette / December 9, 2012

From an Irish Sunday School teacher:

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'No!' the children answered.

‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was ‘No!'

‘If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?’

Again, they all answered ‘No!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: 'Yuv gotta be fookin dead!'