SEEMS LIKE A REASONABLE RULE

 

AN EXPLAATION OF WHY MELANIA CONTINUES TO BE A NO-SHOW

Trump's squeeze helped him prepare for the debate ..... It must have been between the sheets

 

By Howie Katz 

That's not Melania, it's Trump's squeeze 

 

Laura Loomer is a conspiracy theorist who has worked as a reporter for Alex Jones's InfoWars. She has called 9/11 an "Inside Job."

Recently she made some vile racist comments about Kamala Harris which even got flaky Marjorie Taylor Greene to blast her. 

Loomer has been seen with Trump almost daily for the past several weeks, while Melania has been nowhere in sight.

The following pictures lead me to believe that what's going on between Trump and Loomer is more than just a friendship.

 

 

 

Loomer helped Trump prepare for the debate. Considering how that turned out, her help must have been between the sheets.

Trump visited the 9/11 memorial in New York City Wednesday to commemorate the 23rd anniversary of the September 11, 2001, attacks. Guess who accompanied Trump ... hint, it wasn't Melania.

 

Loomer has worn a T-shirt that reads, "Donald Trump did nothing wrong!" I don't think Melania would agree with that.

Their relationship convinces me that Loomer is Trump's squeeze. And that would explain why Melania continues to be a no-show.

I PRAYED FOR TRUMP TO WIN THE DEBATE

My take on the Harris-Trump debate

Trump elected Harris president

 

By Howie Katz

 

I prayed for Trump to win the debate but my prayer was not answered.

To begin with, Trump had to debate not only Kamala Harris, but also David Muir and Linsey Davis, the ABC News debate moderators. A couple of times, much to Kamala's delight, Muir told Trump that what he said was not true. And Davis even challenged Trump about what he said.

Harris kept harping on what her administration would do for the working people and how evil Trump is now and was as president. 

Trump kept harping on Harris and Biden having destroyed our nation. He made the absurd claim that crime was down all over the world because countries were sending their criminals across our southern border. And even more absurd was his claim that migrants were eating people's pets. “In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs. The people that came in, they’re eating the cats. They’re eating... they’re eating the pets of the people that live there.”

Harris even took advantage of the Afghanistan debacle by shaming Trump for inviting the Taliban to Camp David. All Trump could do was to make faces. 

How did the debate play among voters? Here's what I think.

Democrats will gush all over Kamala's performance.

Trump's base will gush all over his performance.

The all-important independent voters will now swing over to Harris. 

Unless, somehow,  Trump can deliver a knock out blow to Harris between now and November 5, he just elected her president with his disappointing debate performance

THE PAPAL PHYSICIAN FEARED POPE FRANCIS WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

Mighty Notre Dam trounces Northern Illinois ... Oops, that should read Northern Illinois defeats Notre Dame 16-14 

 

By Howie Katz

 

 

Northern Illinois quarterback Ethan Hampton celebrates with fans after his team beat No. 5 Notre Dame on Saturday in South Bend, Indiana

 

Northern Illinois University? I never heard of it, that is until Saturday.

Mighty Notre Dame was expected to trounce the university that no one outside of Illinois even knew it existed. But Northern Illinois fought off Notre Dame and won 16-14. And to rub salt into the wound, they did it on Notre Dame's home turf in South Bend, Indiana.

Catholics all over the world were left in shock. In the final moments of the game, a furious Pope kept pounding his fists on a table while shouting obscenities at the TV. The papal physician feared Pope Francis was about to have a heart attack.

On the other hand, Baptists were overjoyed over Notre Dame's loss. Many of them celebrated with the consumption of alcohol, a sin in the Baptist faith.

THE PROBLEM WITH FLYING ECONOMY CLASS

TURN UP THE SOUND AND SING ALONG

 Hotel Kamala

 

 

UTERUS CONTRACTIONS ARE WHAT LABOR DAY IS ABOUT

by Howie Katz

 

 

Texas Woman's University is the nation's largest university system for women. TWU's main campus is located in Denton, Texas.

When asked what Labor Day was about, 83 percent of the 14,000 students at TWU in Denton thought it was a celebration of the uterus contractions (labor) women experience as part of the childbirth process.

 

 

12 percent had no idea what Labor Day was about and five percent said they did not give a rat's ass.

83 percent of the 14,000 TWU students can't be wrong. So now you know what the celebration of Labor Day is really all about.