MY REPLY TO ELON MUSK'S EMAIL

By Howie Katz

 

Dear President Musk

I work in the Houston office of the Federal Waste Management Agency. Per your request, here is what I accomplished last week 

MONDAY: I watched a bunch of Reagan Foxx videos.

 

 

TUESDAY: I daydreamed about Reagan Foxx.

WEDNESDAY: I listened to my coworkers badmouthing you and President Trump. The also chanted "Fuck Musk and the Tesla he rode in on."

THURSDAY: I defended you and President Trump. Then I had to keep ducking as I was pelted by a bunch of tomatoes from the brown-bag lunches of my coworkers.

FRIDAY: I watched some more Reagan Foxx videos. I was joined by my manager. 

 

 

 

President Musk, as you can see, I was quite busy last week. And if you want to know which websites to watch Reagan Foxx videos on, I'll be glad to let you know.   

cc Houston manager FWMA