TRUMP DELIVERED A TEXAS BLIVOT

By Howie Katz

 

I was really looking forward to Trump's RNC speech. God, was I disappointed. 

 

For starters, it was way too long. I turned the TV set off at 11pm (Midnight eastern time).

 

Trump must have used the Three Stooges as his speech writers. The speech was just simply disorganized, 

 

Trump must have used the Three Stooges as his speech writers.

 

Trump made some preposterous claims about illegal immigration. He blamed illegal immigrants for the crime wave that is occurring throughout our country.

 

The best part of Trump's speech that I heard before I turned it off was when he said: "We will not have men playing in women's sports. That will end immediately."  

 

Meanwhile, the Trump-hating media is having a field day with the numerous falsehoods Trump uttered during his speech. 

 

To sum it up, Trump delivered a Texas blivot - 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag.