After being chased out of a second floor window in a neighboring house, Chris tries another house only to meet a widow with a blazing gun
BarkGrowlBite | February 20, 2015
Christopher Lee Willis, 28, was not a very good burglar. He was a noisy burglar. He is now a dead burglar.
Chris was burglarizing homes in a Columbus, Ohio neighborhood during the early hours of Thursday morning. Instead of being quiet, Chris made a lot of noise by breaking windows to gain entry. Around 5 a.m. he got caught in one house where the occupants chased him out a second floor window. Undaunted, he picked himself up and smashed the window of a neighboring house, climbed in and … bang, bang, bang, bang … his body looked like Swiss cheese.
The house Chris broke into was occupied by a widow. Last week, her son had bought her a gun because he feared for his mother’s safety, living alone in a crime-infested Columbus neighborhood.
When the widow heard the window being smashed, she grabbed the gun, spotted ‘ole Chris inside her house and with the gun blazing away, perforated his body multiple times. The hapless burglar died in a hospital two hours later.
Chris not only flunked Burglary 101, but in his case the saying should go: If at first you don’t succeed … don’t try again!
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