An extraordinarily handsome lawyer decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he went to the home of a client who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the client and asked for permission to marry one of them.
The client simply replied, "They're looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The lawyer dated the first daughter. The next day the client asked for the lawyer's opinion.
"Well," said the lawyer, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell ... pigeon-toed."
The client nodded and suggested the lawyer date one of the other girls. So the lawyer went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the client again asked how things went.
"Well," the lawyer replied, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell,...... cross-eyed."
The client nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the lawyer rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were married right away. Months later the baby was born. When the lawyer visited the nursery he was horrified. The baby was uglier than sin. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the stunning beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained his father-in-law, "she was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell ......pregnant when you met her."
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