By Bob Walsh
PACOVILLA Corrections blog / January 16, 2013
President Barack Hussein Obama announced his gun violence reduction plan today.
Hence forth only registered Democrats who are self-described liberals will be allowed to own any sort of firearm. All other persons will be required to surrender their firearms to federal authorities within 90 days, under pain of summary execution for refusal. Voter registration rolls are frozen for the next 120 days so no one can hide out and pretend to be a liberal Democrat in order to retain their guns.
The President is fully confident that good, solid liberal Democrats are all honest, competent and mentally healthy so their ownership of firearms should result in no threat to the government nor to public safety.
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