Thursday, August 13, 2015

BILL COSBY’S HOLY WATER

Linda Ridgeway Whitedeer claims Bill Cosby sexually assaulted her in 1971 and told her she was “blessed” with his semen as if it were holy water

BaekGrowlBite | August 13, 2015

Three more women have come forward to accuse Bill Cosby of sexually assaulting them. They told their stories at a press conference Wednesday with lawyer Gloria Allred who represents 21 other women that have also accused Cosby of raping them.

Linda Ridgeway Whitedeer, a former actress, said she met Cosby for a job interview in 1971 on a movie set. While she was sitting in a chair, Cosby came over and shoved his dick in her mouth. After he ejaculated, he took a Kleenex and wiped her face off, mumbling that she had been “blessed” with his semen as if it were holy water. Unlike his other accusers, she says she was not drugged.

Holy shit! Almost 40 women have been blessed with the sprinkling of Bill’s holy water. God bless that lucky old rascal. Holy shit, did I really say that?

SUPERVISED PEOBATION NOT VERY EFFECTIVE

Firearm beats supervised probation

By bob Walsh | PACOVILLA Corrections blog | August 12, 2015

Lavauntia Broadbent, 16, is never going to make it to 17 because he is doing the dirt dance. He made a really bad decision. It cost him his relatively young and relatively worthless life and is likely landing his road puppies in prison for a long time.

Broadbent was heavily involved in the violent gang culture in W. St. Paul, Minnesota. He and some of his homies went out on July 31 and tried to rob two adults. On of them had a legal carry pistol and he was better with it than was Broadbent, resulting in Broadbent being face-down in the dirt and his homies running for their lives. Broadbent and several buddies had successfully pulled off another armed robbery earlier in the day. (Interestingly enough when the cops showed up the shooter was attempting to keep Broadbent from bleeding out. Had it been me I am unsure I would have taken the risk.)

One of Broadbent’s moronic friends posted a note on facebook almost immediately after the shooting saying that he had just been shot. The cops figured that meant the moronic friend was one of the accomplices. Three of the young gang members are now in custody facing various criminal charges.

Broadbent was on supervised probation at the time of the shooting.

EDITOR’S NOTE: According to President Obama, Broadbent and his homies were just making some youthful mistakes by robbing people. Shame on his intended victim for making young Broadbent do the dirt dance.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

LETTER FROM AN UNHAPPY 12-YEAR-OLD CAMPER

Girl tells parents they wasted $700 and threatens to murder mom for sending her to summer camp

BarkGrowlBite | August 11, 2015

“I am going to murder you guys when I get home. Well you mom because you did this to me. We had to take a stupid swim test. I know you said I would love it but I will never. Luv ya and please ask me next time so you don’t waste 700 dollars on me.”

Thus wrote 12-year-old Bailee to her mother Carrie in Panama City Florida from a summer camp in Birmingham, Alabama. The letter was posted to Reddit by Carrie's cousin Melissa Christo.

DEAD ROACH GETS PARENTS PRISON TIME

Ohio authorities found a dead cockroach inside the breathing tube of a 4-year-old cystic fibrosis child

BarkGrowlBite | August 11, 2015

Wayne Cunard, 46, and his wife Christian, 42, appeared in an Akron, Ohio court Monday and pled guilty to child endangerment. They had been accused of not regularly feeding the children, tying them to chairs with rope and leaving them alone. The five children ranged in age from one to 15 and are now in foster care.

Summit County Children's Services notified Akron police last September of the conditions in the Cunard’s home. As well as seeing the children underweight, they found a dead cockroach inside the breathing tube of a 4-year-old boy who suffered from cystic fibrosis.

In court, Christian blamed it all on her husband because he did not provide enough money to feed the five children. She said she wanted to leave Wayne but did not have the money to do so. She professed her love for the children.

Judge Amy Corrigal Jones was not impressed. Instead she got pissed off when Christian blamed Wayne. “Your conduct is appalling,” Judge Jones told Christian. “Your conduct as a mother is despicable and you stand here today and blame your choices on someone else.”

Christian was sentenced to three years in prison while Wayne received a one-year sentence.

Christian Cunard previously lost custody of her children in 2007, but three years later an appeals court reversed that ruling. Because they were convicted of child endangerment, the Cunards will not be able to regain custody of the children.

Monday, August 10, 2015

SCREWED BY FREEDOM

Parole deprives inmate of getting free sex change surgery

By Bob Walsh | PACOVILLA Corrections blog | August 8, 2015

Jeffrey Bryan (AKA Michelle) Norsworthy is a guest of the state and s/he is currently housed at the Mule Creek State Hospitality Center (more formerly known as a state prison facility for men) due to the unfortunate situation of both having a birth certificate that says MALE and having a penis.

Norsworthy recently got a court order to compel the formerly great state of California to do his-her tuck-and-roll surgery at state expense. The matter has been under appeal, however that appeal is now moot as the parole board has decided to free Norsworthy on parole and Jerry Brown has decided to not overturn that decision.

Norsworthy has been in the slammer on a second degree murder beef from 1985. Norsworthy became aware of his/her condition while a guest of the state.

Perhaps Norsworthy will murder somebody else while on parole so he-she can come back to prison and have the surgery done for free. I doubt it, but you never know.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Maybe he’ll go to court and sue to have his parole overturned on grounds of cruel and unusual punishment.

Saturday, August 8, 2015

NYC BUREAUCRATS FIRE EMPLOYEE WHO DIED 8 M0NTHS AGO

The Human Resources Administration for the City of New York asks an administrative judge to approve firing a city employee who died in 2014

BarkGrowlBite | August 8, 2015

NYC Medicaid-eligibility specialist Geoffrey Toliver was on the job until November 12, 2013 when he became ill with cancer. On December 8, 2014, Toliver died at the age of 65 after a long period of hospitalization. Family members insist they kept his supervisor advised of Toliver’s health problems and they posted his obituary online.

On Friday the city’s Human Resources Administration (HRA) went before an administrative judge to obtain his approval for the firing of Toliver on the grounds that he had gone AWOL for 18 months. Since Toliver did not appear at the hearing, the judge approved the firing.

HRA claims they sent Toliver several certified letters during his absence of 18 months and that none of the letters were answered. Toliver was not paid during his absence.

And how much did Toliver, the father of three, earn as a Medicaid-eligibility specialist? $38,000. Holy shit, you cannot exist on $38,000 a year in NYC unless you live in a rat hole.

If the family kept Toliver’s supervisor advised, then he screwed up by not informing his superiors, if indeed he did not do so. Someone sure screwed up … you cannot fire a dead man! Ah, but that’s the way it goes with bureaucrats.

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