KINKY FRIEDMAN HAS GONE TO HEAVEN ..... I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER OUR PERSONAL GET TOGETHER

By Howie Katz

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In 2009, when Kinky ran as an independent candidate for Texas governor., he scheduled a speech to a civic club at the city center in Webster. I tried to attend the event but they would not let me in. As I was returning to my car, I ran into Kinky who was on his way to the venue.

We greeted each other, and then to my surprise, Kinky spent about ten minutes just shooting the bull with me before he left to enter the building where he was going to give his speech.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I believe Kinky would have made a great governor. He was a man of the people. 

Here is my favorite Kinky song:

Get Your Biscuits In the Oven and Your Buns In the Bed

You uppity women I don't understand

Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,

But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink

You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

That's what I to my baby said,

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you're out on the street

Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.

You gave up your maiden form for lent

And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that's ever come along

Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.

Eve said to Adam,"here's an apple you hose"

And delilah defoliated samson's moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

That's what I to my baby said,

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws

Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,

Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean

And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,

Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.

If you can't love a male chauvinist

You'd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

That's what I to my baby said,

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

GOOD SAMARITANS OF THE MONTH

Shocked fishermen rescue 38 dogs they find treading water in a Mississippi lake

A 'VERY LESBIAN' LEAGUE ..... BEST DESCRIPTION OF THE WNBA EVER

By Howie Katz 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                      Just a few of the WNBA lesbians 

 

 

Bill Maher commented on the controversy surrounding Caitlin Clark's first season in the WNBA.

 

"It’s (because) women are catty, the league is very lesbian and she’s not," said Maher.

 

That's the best description - the league is very lesbian - of the WNBA ever. 

And I would add that Caitlin is being bullied not only because she is heterosexual, but also because she is white in a very black league.

HMMM, IS THIS AN ACCEPTABLE T-SHIRT?

 

A Trump supporter wears a t-shirt that reads: 'I wish Hillary had married OJ'

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME TO STOP LAUGHING

By Howie Katz

Doddering Joe Biden and Kamala Harris with her trademark laugh are pictured reacting to a joke told by comedian Roy Wood, Jr. during a Juneteenth celebration on the South Lawn of the White House on June 10, 2024

Today's Daily Mail had a picture (above) of our next president, Kamala Harris, if Joe Biden is reelected in November.

I haven't stopped laughing since I saw this picture.

I need Help. Someone please help me to stop laughing.

D DAY

By Howie Katz

 

Soldiers of the  US 4th Infantry Division move inland from Utah Beach

 

Yesterday was the 80th anniversary of D Day. On June 6, 1944 allied forces stormed the beaches of Normandy.

2,501 American soldiers gave their lives in the service of our country that day.

Another notable battle was that for the tiny Pacific island of Iwo Jima from February 19, 1945 until March 26, 1945.

 

US Marines crawl their way up the coastline of Iwo Jima, while under heavy fire from dug-in Japanese forces

 

6,821 US Marines and Navy corpsmen lost their lives on the sands of Iwo Jima. One of the Marines killed was Freddie Warren, quarterback for the Marshall, Texas HS football team. Freddie was one of my friends.

The US soldiers who died on the beaches of Normandy and the Marines and Navy corpsmen who were killed on Iwo Jima must be turning over in their graves because of what has been happening to our self-destructing country. That's not what they died for,