IRAN'S VERSION OF DESTROYING ISRAEL'S NUCLEAR REACTOR

 

SEASON'S GREETINGS FROM THE EDITOR

  

Merry Christmas to all

 

  
 

 

 

 

  

 

And a happy and healthy new year too

RUDE AWAKENINGS

 

Sweet dreams about to be interrupted:

 

Dogs say this sure beats peeing on a tree or fire hydrant

A FLYING PIG MUST HAVE PULLED THE TRIGGER ..... IF NOT THE PIG, THEN THE TOOTH FAIRY MUST HAVE DONE IT

Alex Baldwin insists he never pulled the trigger of the gun.  Claims he pulled back the hammer of the vintage Colt 45, and when he let go of the hammer, the gun went off

By Howie Katz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          Alec is holding a gun! ... Quick everyone, run for cover!

 

Unless you live under a rock you should know that on October 21, 2021Alec Baldwin accidentally killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounded director Joel Souza with a prop gun on a movie set near Santa Fe, New Mexico. 

To begin with, Hutchins and Souza would not have been shot had Baldwin not violated the cardinal rule of gun safety: Never point a gun - loaded or empty, real or fake - at anyone unless you intend to kill them.

The gun fired by Baldwin was an Itakian made replica of a vintage Colt 45 similar to the one pictured here

During an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, Baldwin insists he never pulled the trigger of the gun.  Claims he pulled back the hammer of the vintage Colt 45, and when he let go of the hammer, the gun went off.

Several gun experts say that the gun might possibly go off like Baldwin claimed, but such an accidental discharge is so rare, that the actor is "full of shit."

However, Baldwin is an outspoken Democrat, so he wouldn't lie about how the gun went off.  But if not Baldwin, who would have pulled the trigger?

An angry flying pig must have pulled the trigger.

And if not the pig, then the tooth fairy must have done it.

Unless he can prove a flying pig or the tooth fairy pulled the trigger, Baldwin should be charged and tried for manslaughter (Hutchins) and attempted manslaughter (Souza).  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If convicted, Baldwin should be sentenced to serve time in prison instead of being put on probation. A small price to pay for killing one person and wounding another.

ADDENDUM: By the way, if that tooth fairy is still buzzing around inside or outside your head, you can call on the fella pictured below for help.

 

 

He'll get rid of that pest for you.

LAST WORDS OF NAZI U-BOAT COMMANDER AND CREW

By Howie Katz

 

On this day in 1942, U-692 left its pen in in La Rochelle, France to sink allied supply ships in the North Atlantic.

 

 

Three days later the U-692 was spotted by a British frigate ans although the U-boat was able to submerge, it was severely damaged by a depth charge and began to fill with water.  

 

As the water got up to his head, the U-boat commander shouted:

Heil Hitler! Auf Wiedersehen mein Fuhrer.

 

 

Only a few of the crew was still alive, but they shouted back:

Auf Wiedersehen ... Fuck der Fuhrer!

KINKY'S SONG ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST ..... AND MORE

Kinky Friedman is an accomplished country singer, novelist, songwriter, politician and cigar aficionado. Although not a practicing Jew, he wrote a song about the six million Jews that were murdered by the Nazis in what's known as the Holocaust

 

 

Here is the song he wrote about the Holocaust:

Ride 'em Jewboy

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ride, ride 'em Jewboy
Ride 'em all around the old corral
I'm, I'm with you boy
If I've got to ride six million miles

Now the smokes from camps are rising
See the helpless creatures on their way
Hey, old pal, ain't it surprising
How far you can go before you stay

Don't you let the morning blind ya
When on your sleeve you wore the yeller star
Old memories still live behind ya
Can't you see by your outfit who you are

How long will you be driven relentless 'round the world
The blood in the rhythm of the soul

Wild ponies all your dreams were broken
Rounded out and made to move along
The loneliness which can't be spoken
Just swings a rope and rides inside a song

Dead limbs play with ringless fingers
A melody which burns you deep inside
Oh, how the song becomes the singers
May peace be ever with you as you ride

How long will you be driven relentless around the world
The blood in the rhythm of the soul

In the window candles glowing
Remind you that today you are a child
Road ahead, forever rolling
And anything worth cryin' can be smiled

So ride, ride 'em Jewboy
Ride 'em all around the old corral
I'm, I'm with you boy
If I've got to ride six million miles

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

 

Kinky is wealthy, but lives the simple life on his ranch in the Texas Hill Country

                                             Kinky Friedman's home, Echo Hill

                                             Kinky Friedman on his front porch   

 

 

Kinky is an avowed animal lover.  In 1998 he and a couple of friends founded the Utopia Animal  Rescue Ranch for unwanted dogs.  They also have other rescued animals on the shelter.

 

 

Kinky is also known for many of his quotes.Here are two jewels:

That’s another thing about political correctness. We used to call the Mexicans “greasers.” Now we call them “Lubricanos.”

I wanted Bernie to win because that would have been the first time in history that a Jewish family moved into a house that a black family moved out of.

 

Lubricanos - now that; s a double whopper.  How does he come up with such jewels

 

Well, as I said the other day, God, I love the guy.  Long live Kinky! 

THE TEXAS JEWBOY KEEPS ON KICKING

Country singer, novelist, songwriter, politician and cigar aficionado Kinky Friedman, the Texas Jewboy, has been around forever

Kinky is either praised or condemned for many of his songs and quotes.  Here is one of his latest quotes:

"The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount."

 

                                              Kinky Friedman

 Here is one of Kinky's most popular songs ... Dedicated to the feminists

 Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed

You uppity women I don't understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you're out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that's ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.
Eve said to adam, ¡°here's an apple you horse¡±
And delilah defoliated samson's moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can't love a male chauvinist
You'd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

And here is one of his songs that pissed off just about everyone:

They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
"They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son."

I said, "Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ."
"You know, you don't look Jewish," he said, "near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger."

No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin' and a-spittin' on the floor,
"Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore."

He says, "I ain't a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don't need
And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops 'n micks 'n slopes 'n spics 'n spooks are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas — is there anyone I missed ? "

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, "I'm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin' that pack of lies.
If there's one thing I can't abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said 'bout Aristitle Onassis."

No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
"Lord, they sho' ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!"
All right!

No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
They ain't makin' carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
"Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!"

No, we ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
"Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!" 

 

 

Finally, here's a quote that pissed off many Texans, but it was true at the time he made it:

 

“We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.”

 

The quality of education in both Texas and Mississippi is piss poor, but not to worry, all the other states are catching up to us real fast. 

 

As for the Texas Jewboy, God, I love the guy.  Long live Kinky! 

DOOM AND GLOOM FOR JOE AND KAMALA ..... IS IT BYE-BYE BIDEN?

A new national poll from USA Today/Suffolk University shows Biden and Harris tanking

 

Politico 

November 8, 2021

 

 

Sh

JOE BIDEN’s approval rating at 38%. Things are worse for VP KAMALA HARRIS, who scores a 28% job approval.

16% of those who voted for him say Biden has done a worse job as president than they expected.

44% of independents say he’s done worse than they expected.

64% say they don’t want Biden to run for reelection, including 28% of Democrats.

The survey was conducted Wednesday through Friday, after the Democrats’ Election Day drubbing but before passage of the bipartisan infrastructure bill, which receives high marks in the poll (61% support).

FOR ALL YOU STRAWBERRY PIE LOVERS

Just thought you might like to see how Heidi Klum likes to eat strawberry pie.

 

                                 “Oh! My! Yummy Pie ! 😋” 

Yummy Yummy!  That pie looks awfully delicious.  I'd love to eat a piece of Heidi's pie.

VIRGINIA VOTERS SENT A CLEAR MESSAGE TUESDAY: "FUCK JOE BIDEN AND BARACK OBAMA"

By Howie Katz

                                                Virginia govenor-elect Glenn Youngkin

 

The Virginia election for governor was crucial to President Biden and the Democrats.  It was so crucial that former President Obama left his mansion in Massachusetts to campaign in Virginia with former Governor Terry McAuliffe.  Likewise President Biden left the White House to campaign with McAuliffe.

                                                         McAuliffe with Biden

                                                              Obama with McAuliffe

 

McAuliffe's Republican opponent was businessman Glenn Youngkin who  promised that CRT would not be taught in Virginia's schools. 

When the dust had settled Tuesday night, McAuliffe was the loser.  Virginia voters had sent a clear message: "Fuck Joe Biden and Barack Obama."

The Republicans also won the race for lieutenant governor.

                                    Governor-elect Winsome Sears is a former US Marine

 

Winsome Sears, a Jamaican immigrant and former US Marine, will become Virginia's first female lieutenant governor.

To make it a trifecta, Republican Jason Miyares won the race for Virginia attorney general. 

 

 

The Virginia election results will really make Poopy Pants Biden shit in his pants.

CONTRIBUTERS TO GLOBAL WARMING

By Howie Katz

Now that the Climate Change Conference is in progress, here is my list of major contributors to global warming.

 

                                    Vehicle emissions

 

                                       Jet plane emissions

                            Factory and power plant emissions 

 

                                                               Petro-chemical plants

 

 

                                                               Cows   

 

                                       Kamala Harris: Every time she laughs

 

            Biden and Trump: Every time either one opened his mouth

 

Congresswomen Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters: Hot greenhouse gases from their big mouths

                                  Gas powered lawnmowers

 

And here are the three counties  that contribute the most carbon emissions

                  

                                                     India

 

                                                                         China

 

                                                                      United States

 

At the conference in Glasgow, Scotland, President Biden apologized to the leaders from more than 100 countries about former President Trump having pulled the US  out of the Paris Accords on climate change.

Biden also all but promised to take the US back to the Stone Age and urged the other countries to do the same in order to stop global warming.  Biden said that by switching from fossil fuels to solar energy, millions of jobs would be created.  What he did not say was that many millions of jobs that depend on fossil fuels would be lost.

THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF AMERICA'S JEWS ADORED PRESIDENT OBAMA, BUT THE SON OF A BITCH - AS FILIPINO PRESiDENT RODRIGO DUTERTE CALLED OBAMA - TRIED HIS BEST TO UNDERMINE ISRAEL

President Obama tried to undermine Israel and caused great damage to the Middle East 

 

By Howie Katz 

          

 

In 2011 Obama stabbed our ally, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, in the back by doing nothing to help him stay in power during the Arab Spring insurrections.  Once Mubarak had been forced to resign, the Muslim Brotherhood took over the country.

 

 

The overwhelming majority of America's Jews are bedrock liberals.  As such they adored President Obama even though he was the most anti-Israel president since the establishment of the Jewish state in 1948.

 

Although Joe Biden was Obama's lapdog for eight years, he ha not been as hostile toward Israel as America's first Black president.

 

  President Obama with Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas who has repeatedly vowed there will be only one state, a judenrein Palestinian state

From Wednesday's Israel Hayom:

The Biden administration is critical of Israel, but it is not obsessed with the Jewish state as much as former US President Barack Obama was. He caused great damage to the region: he refrained from backing the 2009 Iranian green movement, played a key role in the ouster of former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and rise of the Muslim Brotherhood in the country, and gave a cold shoulder to Egyptian President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, who saved the Middle East from the radicals.

 

On the other hand, Donald Trump was the most pro-Israel president since Harry Truman.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Donald Trump hold up Trump's signed proclamation recognizing Israel's sovereignty over the Golan Heights

 

Trump declared that Jerusalem is the undivided eternal capital of the Jewish people and he moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. He recognized Israel's sovereignty over the Golan Heights and he proclaimed that the West Bank settlements were legal.  He drew up a peace plan that favored Israel over the Palestinians. He shut down Palestinian offices in the US and he stopped providing funds to the Palestinians and to those UN agencies that were providing aid to the Palestinians. Trump was responsible for the Abraham Accords which resulted in the Gulf States and several other Muslim countries to recognize Israel and begin to carry out normal relations with the Jewish state.  And there were other actions taken by Trump that were beneficial to Israel.

 

 

Trump and Filipino president Rodrigo Duterte. When President Obama condemned Duterte's 'take no prisoners' war on drugs, the Filipino president called America's first Black president a son of a bitch

While it is believed that Biden will not return our embassy to Tel Aviv, he has already rescinded most of Trump's pro-Israel actions.  And Biden now wants to open a Palestinian consulate in East Jerusalem which would legitimize the Palestinian claim that East Jerusalem belongs to them and would divide the undivided eternal capital of the Jewish people.

 

Obama did the most damage. As president he was free to do anything he wanted because if anyone criticized America's first black president they would be immediately labeled as racists.

 

When will America's Jews wake up and recognize that Democratic presidents like Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden have been hostile toward the state of Israel?  Never, because they are bedrock liberals.  To their shame, a good number of Jews, especially the younger ones, have even turned against Israel and joined up withe the Israel-hating Palestinians of this country. 

 

As a Holocaust survivor who came to America from Nazi Germany in 1936, I am passionately pro-Israel because it is the last refuge for Jews who are hated and persecuted in many nations of the world.  

COLUMBUS DAY

It's Columbus Day and not Indigenous Peoples' Day, damn it!!

 

By Howie Katz

 

 

 

Yesterday was Columbus Day.

Columbus Day commemorates the landing of Christopher Columbus in the New World on October 12, 1492.  Columbus Day became an official US holiday in 1937.

Christopher Columbus well deserves to have an official US holiday.  His journey was quite a feat.  It took a great amount of courage to sail the uncharted waters..  At the time, it was commonly believed the earth was flat and that anyone who dared to go past the horizon would fall off into oblivion.

Everything went well with Columbus Day until the death of George Floyd when BLM and other radical-left protesters demanded that Columbus Day be abolished because he and his crew allegedly mistreated the inhabitants of Hispaniola.

Columbus stands accused of murder, genocide, of enslaving the Hispaniola natives, and of being a colonizer.  All of that is utter nonsense. That is Marxist history, not true history. 

At the same time statues of Robert E. Lee and other Confederate heroes were defaced and toppled, statues of Columbus received the same mistreatment. 

 

  

Vandals cheer after they toppled the Christopher Columbus statue at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul 

In Providence, Rhode Island, Columbus was splattered in red paint with a “Stop Celebrating Genocide" sign tied around the pedestal and the word “genocide” also spray-painted on the base   

     

In Baltimore, a nob toppled the statue of Columbus and tossed it into the harbor

 

What a shame that the far-left vandals do not appreciate Columbus' place in history.  Looking at pictures of the protesters, they are mostly white and college students or graduates who have been radicalized by Marxist professors.

The radicals have succeeded in abolishing Columbus Day and having it replaced by Indigenous Peoples' Day in the states of Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Idaho, Iowa, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, New Mexico, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Vermont, Virginia and Wisconsin. Hundreds of communities across the land have also cancelled Columbus and recognize only Indigenous Peoples' day.

I however will continue to celebrate Columbus, a great explorer whose courage led him to sail beyond the end of the flat earth to discover the New World.

As for Indigenous Peoples' Day, for me there is no such day and there will never be such day.  And fuck all the people who wanted to abolish Columbus Day ... That's right, Fuck 'em!

ASU STUDENTS HARASSING SEN. KYRSTEN SINEMA ARE JUST DOING WHAT MAXINE WATERS WANTS THEM TO DO

Even inside a ladies room at Arizona State University, students harassed Democratic Senator Kyrsten Sinema for refusing to support Biden's budget busting bills

 

By Howie Katz 

 

                                Sen. Kyrsten Sinema

An ASU student harasses Sen. Sinema as she enters a ladies room stall

 

 

This past weekend, Arizona's Democratic Senator  Kyrsten Sinema gave a lecture at ASU. During her time at ASU, Sen. Sinema was constantly harassed by students because thus far she has refused to support Biden's budget busting bills

Some students even followed her into a ladies room and filmed her entering and exiting one of the stalls and washing her hands.

 

The ladies room escapade so incensed Daily Mail columnist Meghan McCain that she wrote a column about it in Monday's Mail.  

 

 

                                             Meghan McCain

 

Here are a few lines from McCain's column:

 

There are many things to unpack about this incident. First, how grotesque it is to follow a sitting Senator into a ladies bathroom and record her and then post it on the internet?

How disgusting have student protestors become not to see that harassing a woman entering a private space is inhumane, moronic and cruel - not to mention, a felony, under Arizona law.

The other thing I thought of was Congresswoman Maxine Watters infamously encouraging democrats during the Trump years to harass Trump administration officials in public.

Ah yes, Maxine Waters.

 

In April, this is what Waters told George Floyd protesters in Minneapolis:

"Let's make sure we show up wherever we have to show up. And if you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere."

Of course, protesters are not limiting their harassment to cabinet members.  There's no doubt the students that harassed Sen. Sinema were inspired by Waters.