A Little girl asked her dad, "how did the human race appear"?
The daddy answered "God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so the human race appeared".
Two days later the little girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered "many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved".
The confused girl returned to her dad and said "Dad how is it possible that you said the Human Race was created by God, and Mother said that they developed from monkeys?"
The Dad answered, "Well dear, it is very simple, I told you about my side of the family, an your mother told you about hers.
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
OOPS, VIGILANTE SHOOTS VICTIM WHILE TRYING TO STOP CARJACKING
A witness to a Houston carjacking whips out his gun and fires at the crooks, accidentally shooting the victim in the head
BarkGrowlBite | September 29, 2015
Around 11 p.m. Saturday, a man left the inside of a gas station in northeast Houston and returned to his pickup truck. He was beaten over the head and carjacked. A witness saw what was happening, whipped out a gun, and fired at the two crooks. But oops, he shot the victim in the head. The vigilante beat feet before arrival of the cops. The unnamed victim is recovering in a hospital.
The cops found the pickup ditched about three blocks from the scene of the crime. The truck’s driver side window was shattered and there was blood inside the cab, leading the police to believe that at least one of the crooks was wounded by the vigilante.
The cops are looking for the two carjackers and also for the vigilante.
Yep, this is Texas alright. If this had happened out in California, there’d be no vigilante and them thar carjackers would not have had to ditch that stolen pickup truck.
BarkGrowlBite | September 29, 2015
Around 11 p.m. Saturday, a man left the inside of a gas station in northeast Houston and returned to his pickup truck. He was beaten over the head and carjacked. A witness saw what was happening, whipped out a gun, and fired at the two crooks. But oops, he shot the victim in the head. The vigilante beat feet before arrival of the cops. The unnamed victim is recovering in a hospital.
The cops found the pickup ditched about three blocks from the scene of the crime. The truck’s driver side window was shattered and there was blood inside the cab, leading the police to believe that at least one of the crooks was wounded by the vigilante.
The cops are looking for the two carjackers and also for the vigilante.
Yep, this is Texas alright. If this had happened out in California, there’d be no vigilante and them thar carjackers would not have had to ditch that stolen pickup truck.
WIFE OF DOLPHIN CORNERBACK MOUTHES OFF AT COPS, GETS BUSTED
When Miami-Dade cops ordered Miko Grimes out of a restricted area in the parking of Sun Life Stadium she yelled "Fuck you, cops. You can't tell me what to do"
BarkGrowlBite | September 29, 2015
There are two important lessons every parent should install in their kids. No. 1: Always do what the nice policeman tells you to do. No. 2: Never ever tell that nice policeman he can’t tell you what to do.
Apparently Miko Grimes, a Miami radio sports talk host and wife of Miami Dolphin cornerback Brent Grimes was never taught those lessons by her parents.
Before the start of Sundays Miami-Buffalo NFL game, Miami-Dade cops repeatedly ordered Miko out of a restricted area in the parking lot of Sun Life Stadium, she refused to do so (violation of Lesson No.1) and yelled at them "Fuck you, cops. You can't tell me what to do" (outspoken violation of Lesson No.2). At that point the cops attempted to arrest Miko.
According to the Associated Press, when an officer grabbed her arm, she became combative and had to be put in a bear hug and thrown to the ground so that she could be handcuffed. While on the ground she yelled a bunch of obscenities at the cops. And after they lifted Miko up, she head-butted one of the officers. She continued to be combative until one of the officers threatened to taser her.
Miko was booked into the Miami-Dade County jail, charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest with violence, and battery on a law enforcement officer. She was treated for minor injuries to her arms and knee. After a short stay in jail, Milo was released on bond.
The Dolphins didn’t fare any better than Miko. They got clobbered 41-14 by the Blls.
BarkGrowlBite | September 29, 2015
There are two important lessons every parent should install in their kids. No. 1: Always do what the nice policeman tells you to do. No. 2: Never ever tell that nice policeman he can’t tell you what to do.
Apparently Miko Grimes, a Miami radio sports talk host and wife of Miami Dolphin cornerback Brent Grimes was never taught those lessons by her parents.
Before the start of Sundays Miami-Buffalo NFL game, Miami-Dade cops repeatedly ordered Miko out of a restricted area in the parking lot of Sun Life Stadium, she refused to do so (violation of Lesson No.1) and yelled at them "Fuck you, cops. You can't tell me what to do" (outspoken violation of Lesson No.2). At that point the cops attempted to arrest Miko.
According to the Associated Press, when an officer grabbed her arm, she became combative and had to be put in a bear hug and thrown to the ground so that she could be handcuffed. While on the ground she yelled a bunch of obscenities at the cops. And after they lifted Miko up, she head-butted one of the officers. She continued to be combative until one of the officers threatened to taser her.
Miko was booked into the Miami-Dade County jail, charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest with violence, and battery on a law enforcement officer. She was treated for minor injuries to her arms and knee. After a short stay in jail, Milo was released on bond.
The Dolphins didn’t fare any better than Miko. They got clobbered 41-14 by the Blls.
Monday, September 28, 2015
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN PROVRES HIMSELF TO BE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
While the shooting of Travon Martin was justified, Zimmerman’s behavior since then is incomprehensible
BarkGrowlBite | September 28, 2015
When George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin, I was among his many supporters, but that has not been the case for some time.
Since Zimmerman shot Martin, he has had several run-ins with the police, none of which resulted in any charges being filed. But in his many tweets, Zimmerman proves himself to be a worthless piece of shit.
Trace Cowen refers to Zimmerman as a professional imbecile. That’s a gross insult to imbeciles. And when Cowen (below) thinks Zimmerman got away with murder, he is clearly wrong. The asshole was justified in shooting Martin because that thug was repeatedly pounding his head into the pavement.
Professional Imbecile George Zimmerman Retweets Graphic Photo of Trayvon Martin's Dead Body
By Trace William Cowen | Yahoo News | September 28, 2015
George Zimmerman, actual thug and current Confederate flag struggle painter, has somehow managed to amass 11,000 (presumably stupid, racist, or both) followers on Twitter since somehow being acquitted of second-degree murder in the shooting death of unarmed black 17-year-old high school student Trayvon Martin. In an effort to maintain his personal brand, Zimmerman regularly tweets and/or retweets wildly idiotic statements on matters of race, politics, and his own storied history.
However, Zimmerman's most recent act of Zimmerdouchery is most likely his most appalling contribution to society yet. Though the tweet has now been deleted by Twitter officials, Zimmerman reportedly retweeted the following proclamation that he is a "one man army," an incendiary statement maddeningly paired with a gruesome photo of Trayvon Martin's corpse. New York Daily News got the screengrab, though we've chosen to omit a portion of the photograph:
Zimmerman's reaction to the removal of this tweet, not to mention its sickening display of murderous pride, has been just as preposterous as one would imagine. Thankfully, he also provided two phone numbers for "all media inquiries," which is definitely his way of telling everyone to please call him and offer their thoughts on his recent Twitter activity:
George Zimmerman@TherealGeorgeZ
All media inquiries can be directed to Ms. Micah Williams (360) 628-1467 or (931) 802-8913 or @SonusCarAudio
Of course, this guy remains astutely summarized in one simple word: trash.
BarkGrowlBite | September 28, 2015
When George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin, I was among his many supporters, but that has not been the case for some time.
Since Zimmerman shot Martin, he has had several run-ins with the police, none of which resulted in any charges being filed. But in his many tweets, Zimmerman proves himself to be a worthless piece of shit.
Trace Cowen refers to Zimmerman as a professional imbecile. That’s a gross insult to imbeciles. And when Cowen (below) thinks Zimmerman got away with murder, he is clearly wrong. The asshole was justified in shooting Martin because that thug was repeatedly pounding his head into the pavement.
Professional Imbecile George Zimmerman Retweets Graphic Photo of Trayvon Martin's Dead Body
By Trace William Cowen | Yahoo News | September 28, 2015
George Zimmerman, actual thug and current Confederate flag struggle painter, has somehow managed to amass 11,000 (presumably stupid, racist, or both) followers on Twitter since somehow being acquitted of second-degree murder in the shooting death of unarmed black 17-year-old high school student Trayvon Martin. In an effort to maintain his personal brand, Zimmerman regularly tweets and/or retweets wildly idiotic statements on matters of race, politics, and his own storied history.
However, Zimmerman's most recent act of Zimmerdouchery is most likely his most appalling contribution to society yet. Though the tweet has now been deleted by Twitter officials, Zimmerman reportedly retweeted the following proclamation that he is a "one man army," an incendiary statement maddeningly paired with a gruesome photo of Trayvon Martin's corpse. New York Daily News got the screengrab, though we've chosen to omit a portion of the photograph:
Zimmerman's reaction to the removal of this tweet, not to mention its sickening display of murderous pride, has been just as preposterous as one would imagine. Thankfully, he also provided two phone numbers for "all media inquiries," which is definitely his way of telling everyone to please call him and offer their thoughts on his recent Twitter activity:
George Zimmerman@TherealGeorgeZ
All media inquiries can be directed to Ms. Micah Williams (360) 628-1467 or (931) 802-8913 or @SonusCarAudio
Of course, this guy remains astutely summarized in one simple word: trash.
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: $500M TO TRAIN 5 ‘MODERATE’ SYRIAN REBELS
Not only did we fail to build a ‘moderate’ Syrian rebel force, but many of the weapons intended for this force were turned over to al-Qaeda affiliated groups
BarkGrowlBite | September 28, 2015
Congratulations are in order for the Obama Administration now that the results are in of its 2014 allocation of $500 million to train and equip a ‘moderate’ rebel force to do battle with ISIS.
When questioned Wednesday by the Senate armed services committee about how many rebels are on the ground fighting that have been trained with the $500 million allocation, Gen. Lloyd J. Austin III, head of US Central Command, answered “four or five.”
What a resounding success! That comes to a tenth of a billion dollars spent training and equipping each rebel.
That isn’t all. Now we learn that many of the weapons intended for the ‘moderate’ rebel force were turned over to al-Qaeda affiliated groups.
But not to worry. Gen. Austin told the senate committee that we have another hundred million dollars “in the pipeline.” And there are reports that the Pentagon is willing to spend $600 million more. If the past is any indicator, with the added funding we will have a dozen rebels fighting ISIS, that is if the original five are still around. And al-Qaeda will get more of our weapons.
Again, congratulations to the Obama Administration for putting $500 million of our taxes to work so successfully.
BarkGrowlBite | September 28, 2015
Congratulations are in order for the Obama Administration now that the results are in of its 2014 allocation of $500 million to train and equip a ‘moderate’ rebel force to do battle with ISIS.
When questioned Wednesday by the Senate armed services committee about how many rebels are on the ground fighting that have been trained with the $500 million allocation, Gen. Lloyd J. Austin III, head of US Central Command, answered “four or five.”
What a resounding success! That comes to a tenth of a billion dollars spent training and equipping each rebel.
That isn’t all. Now we learn that many of the weapons intended for the ‘moderate’ rebel force were turned over to al-Qaeda affiliated groups.
But not to worry. Gen. Austin told the senate committee that we have another hundred million dollars “in the pipeline.” And there are reports that the Pentagon is willing to spend $600 million more. If the past is any indicator, with the added funding we will have a dozen rebels fighting ISIS, that is if the original five are still around. And al-Qaeda will get more of our weapons.
Again, congratulations to the Obama Administration for putting $500 million of our taxes to work so successfully.
Sunday, September 27, 2015
DEATH PENALTY DISCUSSED
The death penalty opponents can't take a joke. This video clip has been banned in Australia.
HORRIFIED POPE CALLS PHILADELPHIA HUMANITY’S GREATEST SIN AGAINST GOD
The Onion | September 26, 2015
PHILADELPHIA—Visibly aghast as he took the pulpit at the Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul in Philadelphia to deliver a sermon Saturday, a horrified Pope Francis reportedly referred to the city as a “blighted abomination, forsaken by Heaven” and “humanity’s greatest sin against God.”
“In my travels, I have seen countless examples of man’s inhumanity toward his fellow man, the most utter wretchedness, and the vilest iniquity, but in this place and in these people I see a darkness blacker than all the world’s evils. God has fled this town,” said the ashen-faced pontiff, recoiling in disgust from the assembled crowd while describing the Philadelphia metro area as “the only corner of Creation where the light of the Lord does not shine.”
“The love of Christ falls upon us all, even the lowliest of the low—but not Philadelphia. Touch me not, for you are the unholiest of all that is unholy. I can offer no blessings here, where all that is, and all who are, are an affront to God.”
After concluding his prepared remarks, the pope reportedly led the congregation in a prayer for God to rain cleansing fire and brimstone over the city and then salt the smoldering Earth so that no wickedness could ever again arise in its place.
PHILADELPHIA—Visibly aghast as he took the pulpit at the Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul in Philadelphia to deliver a sermon Saturday, a horrified Pope Francis reportedly referred to the city as a “blighted abomination, forsaken by Heaven” and “humanity’s greatest sin against God.”
“In my travels, I have seen countless examples of man’s inhumanity toward his fellow man, the most utter wretchedness, and the vilest iniquity, but in this place and in these people I see a darkness blacker than all the world’s evils. God has fled this town,” said the ashen-faced pontiff, recoiling in disgust from the assembled crowd while describing the Philadelphia metro area as “the only corner of Creation where the light of the Lord does not shine.”
“The love of Christ falls upon us all, even the lowliest of the low—but not Philadelphia. Touch me not, for you are the unholiest of all that is unholy. I can offer no blessings here, where all that is, and all who are, are an affront to God.”
After concluding his prepared remarks, the pope reportedly led the congregation in a prayer for God to rain cleansing fire and brimstone over the city and then salt the smoldering Earth so that no wickedness could ever again arise in its place.
Saturday, September 26, 2015
NORTH CAROLINA JUSTICE GONE BERSERK
Two teenagers got busted for sexting naked selfies to themselves, something thousands of stupid teenagers do every day
BarkGrowlBite | September 26, 2015
When Cormega Copening and his girlfriend Brianna Denson were both 16, they sexted naked selfies to each other, something thousands of stupid teenagers do every day. No one else saw the genitalia explicit photos. The now 17-year-old Fayetteville, North Carolina teens were busted earlier this year on felonious porno-related charges.
Cormega, was the quarterback of the Jack Britt High School football team. He faced four charges of sexual exploitation of a minor for sending four naked selfies to Brianna and another charge for receiving one from her.
The Fayetteville Observer reports Cormega took a plea deal of one-year probation which requires that he must stay in school, take a class on making good decisions, complete 30 hours of community service, not use or possess alcohol or illegal drugs, not possess a cellphone and must submit to warrantless searches.
Cormega faced up to 10 years in prison had he been convicted on the felonious charges. And he would have had to register as a sex offender.
Brianna was originally charged with two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. She was listed on the arrest warrant as both perpetrator and victim. She took a plea deal on July 21 and was sentenced to one-year of probation on a reduced misdemeanor charge.
Cumberland County Sheriff’s Sgt. Sean Swain justified the arrests by saying, “We seized his phone and while our investigators went through the phone they saw there were photos of himself and another person on the phone,” He reminded critics of the arrest that North Carolina law makes it illegal for anyone under 18 to send or receive sexually explicit photos. “Simple possession having it on your cell phone is a charge itself. And if you should send it out to another person, that is another charge."
North Carolina handles anyone as an adult who has committed a crime after turning 16.
Apparently, the cops were conducting an unrelated investigation having to do with Cormega’s cellphone when they seized it. According to the Fayetteville Observer, there is no record of a search warrant being issued for Copening’s phone. I wonder why their lawyers did not try to have the cases thrown out of court on grounds of an illegal search?
The strangest twist in this case is that both were charged with exploitation of a minor when they themselves were minors.
Both teens will have their records cleared if they successfully complete their probation.
I think this is a case of justice gone berserk! Cormega and Brianna did not pass any of the photos to anyone else. They really did no harm to anyone, including themselves. This is 2015, not 1915. I strongly suspect they were sexually involved with each other before they ever sexted those explicit selfies.
Sgt. Swain gave a lame excuse for why these teens were busted and charged with felonies. Cops are given discretion on whether or not to make arrests in certain cases. In this case, they could have let Cormega and Brianna off with a stern warning.
Don’t the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Department and District Attorney's Office have anything better to do than to ruin the lives of two stupid kids?
BarkGrowlBite | September 26, 2015
When Cormega Copening and his girlfriend Brianna Denson were both 16, they sexted naked selfies to each other, something thousands of stupid teenagers do every day. No one else saw the genitalia explicit photos. The now 17-year-old Fayetteville, North Carolina teens were busted earlier this year on felonious porno-related charges.
Cormega, was the quarterback of the Jack Britt High School football team. He faced four charges of sexual exploitation of a minor for sending four naked selfies to Brianna and another charge for receiving one from her.
The Fayetteville Observer reports Cormega took a plea deal of one-year probation which requires that he must stay in school, take a class on making good decisions, complete 30 hours of community service, not use or possess alcohol or illegal drugs, not possess a cellphone and must submit to warrantless searches.
Cormega faced up to 10 years in prison had he been convicted on the felonious charges. And he would have had to register as a sex offender.
Brianna was originally charged with two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. She was listed on the arrest warrant as both perpetrator and victim. She took a plea deal on July 21 and was sentenced to one-year of probation on a reduced misdemeanor charge.
Cumberland County Sheriff’s Sgt. Sean Swain justified the arrests by saying, “We seized his phone and while our investigators went through the phone they saw there were photos of himself and another person on the phone,” He reminded critics of the arrest that North Carolina law makes it illegal for anyone under 18 to send or receive sexually explicit photos. “Simple possession having it on your cell phone is a charge itself. And if you should send it out to another person, that is another charge."
North Carolina handles anyone as an adult who has committed a crime after turning 16.
Apparently, the cops were conducting an unrelated investigation having to do with Cormega’s cellphone when they seized it. According to the Fayetteville Observer, there is no record of a search warrant being issued for Copening’s phone. I wonder why their lawyers did not try to have the cases thrown out of court on grounds of an illegal search?
The strangest twist in this case is that both were charged with exploitation of a minor when they themselves were minors.
Both teens will have their records cleared if they successfully complete their probation.
I think this is a case of justice gone berserk! Cormega and Brianna did not pass any of the photos to anyone else. They really did no harm to anyone, including themselves. This is 2015, not 1915. I strongly suspect they were sexually involved with each other before they ever sexted those explicit selfies.
Sgt. Swain gave a lame excuse for why these teens were busted and charged with felonies. Cops are given discretion on whether or not to make arrests in certain cases. In this case, they could have let Cormega and Brianna off with a stern warning.
Don’t the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Department and District Attorney's Office have anything better to do than to ruin the lives of two stupid kids?
Friday, September 25, 2015
COP HELPS BIKER WITH FROZEN CARBURETOR
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
"What's the matter?" asked the Trooper.
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised. Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers' office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
"What's the matter?" asked the Trooper.
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised. Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers' office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
OBAMA ‘SMILES LIKE A SPLIT WATERMELON’
While covering the Pope’s visit to the U.S., Matt Frei, Europe editor for Britain’s Channel 4 News, got the attention of the PC police when he said Obama “smiles like a split watermelon”
BarkGrowlBite | September 25, 2015
When will the Brits ever learn that they lost the American Revolution and that ever since we’ve been making our own rules, and they are far different from Europe’s. For instance, here it is verboten to mention watermelons in any sentence or paragraph in which an African-American is also mentioned because watermelons are considered to be a symbol of racism. There is no such rule in Europe.
Matt Frei is the Europe editor for Britain’s Channel 4 News. When Matt was making his Wednesday evening report on the papal visit to the U.S. he described President Obama as “smiling like a split watermelon” when he met the pope.
Here is what Frei said:
“And rarely have they received a guest who was so universally popular. In fact, as he smiled like a split watermelon, the President may have reflected on the fact that it is his guest who now wears the global mantle of hope and change.”
That got the swift attention of the PC police. Frei was subjected to an uber-barrage of criticism on social media.
Frei responded on Twitter by saying: “I apologize to those upset by my description of President Obama’s smile on tonight’s program. It was intended as an entirely innocent phrase that apparently has a history I simply wasn’t aware of. Honestly, no offense intended.”
Honestly? Matt, come on, don’t lie to us. Your bio on the Channel 4 website states: “Prior to his appointment as Europe Editor for Channel 4 News, Frei was the Washington Correspondent for two years and has reported on the Americas on everything from business and culture to US foreign policy and its view of the world.” He previously anchored the BBC World News America bulletin and was also Washington Correspondent.
So, don’t’ tell us that after spending a number of years in the U.S., you were not aware that watermelons and African-Americans don’t mix in print or on the air.
Apparently no Republicans were offended by Matt’s description of our president.
But here is something that should offend Republicans, Democrats and all Americans. Piers Morgan, a British left-wing TV personality who has been operating in the U.S. for a number of years, apparently never learned that you do not stick your thumb in the eye of a gracious host, which is exactly what he did. Commenting in a Daily Mail article on the Pope’s address to congress, Morgan wrote:
“America doesn’t have to be a country driven by gun-toting, blood-thirsty, planet-destroying bigots.”
I do not have any idea of where Morgan has been hanging out, but that’s not the America I live in. It’s time we send this ungrateful, insulting Brit packing!
Blood-thirsty? I am sure the asshole was referring to the death penalty. Morgan has been an outspoken opponent of capital punishment.
As for Obama’s smile, rather than a split watermelon, to me it’s more like Alfred E. Neuman’s smile on the cover of Mad magazine. No offense intended, Alfred!
BarkGrowlBite | September 25, 2015
When will the Brits ever learn that they lost the American Revolution and that ever since we’ve been making our own rules, and they are far different from Europe’s. For instance, here it is verboten to mention watermelons in any sentence or paragraph in which an African-American is also mentioned because watermelons are considered to be a symbol of racism. There is no such rule in Europe.
Matt Frei is the Europe editor for Britain’s Channel 4 News. When Matt was making his Wednesday evening report on the papal visit to the U.S. he described President Obama as “smiling like a split watermelon” when he met the pope.
Here is what Frei said:
“And rarely have they received a guest who was so universally popular. In fact, as he smiled like a split watermelon, the President may have reflected on the fact that it is his guest who now wears the global mantle of hope and change.”
That got the swift attention of the PC police. Frei was subjected to an uber-barrage of criticism on social media.
Frei responded on Twitter by saying: “I apologize to those upset by my description of President Obama’s smile on tonight’s program. It was intended as an entirely innocent phrase that apparently has a history I simply wasn’t aware of. Honestly, no offense intended.”
Honestly? Matt, come on, don’t lie to us. Your bio on the Channel 4 website states: “Prior to his appointment as Europe Editor for Channel 4 News, Frei was the Washington Correspondent for two years and has reported on the Americas on everything from business and culture to US foreign policy and its view of the world.” He previously anchored the BBC World News America bulletin and was also Washington Correspondent.
So, don’t’ tell us that after spending a number of years in the U.S., you were not aware that watermelons and African-Americans don’t mix in print or on the air.
Apparently no Republicans were offended by Matt’s description of our president.
But here is something that should offend Republicans, Democrats and all Americans. Piers Morgan, a British left-wing TV personality who has been operating in the U.S. for a number of years, apparently never learned that you do not stick your thumb in the eye of a gracious host, which is exactly what he did. Commenting in a Daily Mail article on the Pope’s address to congress, Morgan wrote:
“America doesn’t have to be a country driven by gun-toting, blood-thirsty, planet-destroying bigots.”
I do not have any idea of where Morgan has been hanging out, but that’s not the America I live in. It’s time we send this ungrateful, insulting Brit packing!
Blood-thirsty? I am sure the asshole was referring to the death penalty. Morgan has been an outspoken opponent of capital punishment.
As for Obama’s smile, rather than a split watermelon, to me it’s more like Alfred E. Neuman’s smile on the cover of Mad magazine. No offense intended, Alfred!
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
THE THREE KICK RULE
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Minnesota . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence to claim his bird, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New England and, if you don't let me retrieve that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here in northern Minnesota . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and, being the person he was, decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You win. You can have the duck."
As the lawyer climbed over the fence to claim his bird, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New England and, if you don't let me retrieve that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here in northern Minnesota . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and, being the person he was, decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You win. You can have the duck."
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
CANDIDATE FOR WORST WOMAN DRIVER OF THE YEAR
Spooked by a spider, Angela Kipp of Syracuse, Indiana leaped from her moving Dodge Avenger, leaving her 9-year old son in the back seat
BarkGrowlBite | September 22, 2015
On Friday afternoon, Angela Kipp, 35, was backing out of her Syracuse, Indiana driveway when she spotted a spider on her shoulder. The itsy bitsy spider so spooked her that she bailed out of the moving Dodge Avenger. Besides leaving a moving vehicle, there was another slight problem. Her 9-year-old son was in the back seat.
God bless Angela’s 9-year-old boy. The kid climbed over the back of the front seat in an attempt to apply the brake. Apparently, the boy had not yet taken a driver education course, because he hit the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal. By putting the pedal to the metal, he crashed into a school bus that happened to be driving by. Fortunately, there were no students aboard the bus. The Avenger was totaled.
When deputies from the Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department arrived at the scene, they found the boy lying beside the wreckage of his mother’s car. He was transported to a hospital with minor head injuries.
Now tell me that Angela is not a candidate for Worst Woman Driver of the Year.
BarkGrowlBite | September 22, 2015
On Friday afternoon, Angela Kipp, 35, was backing out of her Syracuse, Indiana driveway when she spotted a spider on her shoulder. The itsy bitsy spider so spooked her that she bailed out of the moving Dodge Avenger. Besides leaving a moving vehicle, there was another slight problem. Her 9-year-old son was in the back seat.
God bless Angela’s 9-year-old boy. The kid climbed over the back of the front seat in an attempt to apply the brake. Apparently, the boy had not yet taken a driver education course, because he hit the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal. By putting the pedal to the metal, he crashed into a school bus that happened to be driving by. Fortunately, there were no students aboard the bus. The Avenger was totaled.
When deputies from the Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department arrived at the scene, they found the boy lying beside the wreckage of his mother’s car. He was transported to a hospital with minor head injuries.
Now tell me that Angela is not a candidate for Worst Woman Driver of the Year.
Sunday, September 20, 2015
Saturday, September 19, 2015
SHE SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE DIRTY LITTLE RAT BASTARD AT HOME
Drunk driving mom ratted out by her 7-year-old son
BarkGrowlBite | September 19, 2015
OFFICER: Mam, you’ve been driving erratically. You almost hit another car head on.
DRIVER: Oh, I’m sorry Sir. I didn’t mean to.
OFFICER: Mam, have you been drinking?
DRIVER: No Sir, I haven’t had a drop to drink.
Things went downhill from there when Audrey McColm’s 7-year-old son corrected her from the back seat of the car. "Yes, you have, Mom," said the dirty little rat.
This all happened Monday evening in Albany, Indiana when McColm, 25, nearly hit an off-duty officer head on. The cop followed her and observed that McColm left the roadway and nearly crashed a couple of times. He called for an on-duty cop who arrived after she pulled into a residential driveway. It was then that the little boy corrected his mother after she had denied drinking.
13 WTHR reports that McColm registered .23% BAC on a Breathalyzer test at the scene. That is nearly three times the legal limit for drivers.
McColm was jailed for drunk driving and neglect of a dependent.
According to the Randolph County Sheriff's Department, while she was being booked McColm told officers she wanted them to shoot her in the head. She was placed in a padded cell. After she sobered up, she was released on bail.
The moral of this story is don’t drink and drive, but if you do, leave your dirty little rat bastard son at home!
BarkGrowlBite | September 19, 2015
OFFICER: Mam, you’ve been driving erratically. You almost hit another car head on.
DRIVER: Oh, I’m sorry Sir. I didn’t mean to.
OFFICER: Mam, have you been drinking?
DRIVER: No Sir, I haven’t had a drop to drink.
Things went downhill from there when Audrey McColm’s 7-year-old son corrected her from the back seat of the car. "Yes, you have, Mom," said the dirty little rat.
This all happened Monday evening in Albany, Indiana when McColm, 25, nearly hit an off-duty officer head on. The cop followed her and observed that McColm left the roadway and nearly crashed a couple of times. He called for an on-duty cop who arrived after she pulled into a residential driveway. It was then that the little boy corrected his mother after she had denied drinking.
13 WTHR reports that McColm registered .23% BAC on a Breathalyzer test at the scene. That is nearly three times the legal limit for drivers.
McColm was jailed for drunk driving and neglect of a dependent.
According to the Randolph County Sheriff's Department, while she was being booked McColm told officers she wanted them to shoot her in the head. She was placed in a padded cell. After she sobered up, she was released on bail.
The moral of this story is don’t drink and drive, but if you do, leave your dirty little rat bastard son at home!
IS THIS EVEN A PROBLEM?
Coyotes roam free in the People’s Republic of San Francisco
By Bob Walsh | PACOVILLA Corrections blog | September 18, 2015
The natives of the Ingleside Terrace district in the People’s Republic of San Francisco may, or may not, have a problem depending on who you ask. They have more coyotes than some might like, and fewer cats than some might like.
The coyotes have been spotted with increasing regularity in the area. They are believed to have munched the occasional cat for lunch, including a few that were pets and probably more than a few feral cats.
It is against the law in SF to trap, kill or otherwise harass wild animals unless they post an immediate threat to humans. This policy worries some of the local nervous nellies, who picture them running off with small children in their jaws.
There is only one documented case of a coyote killing a human being in the entire United States since forever. That happened in L A when a few of them killed a 3-year old in 1981. It turns out the child’s parents had been feeding the coyotes. Maybe they forgot to put out the food dish that day? Tragic, but you can’t blame the coyote for the parent’s stupidity. In addition coyote bites of human beings are also very rare.
So far the only fix that everybody seems to approve of is the city putting up signs that say BE COYOTE AWARE in areas where the critters are believed to have taken up residence.
By Bob Walsh | PACOVILLA Corrections blog | September 18, 2015
The natives of the Ingleside Terrace district in the People’s Republic of San Francisco may, or may not, have a problem depending on who you ask. They have more coyotes than some might like, and fewer cats than some might like.
The coyotes have been spotted with increasing regularity in the area. They are believed to have munched the occasional cat for lunch, including a few that were pets and probably more than a few feral cats.
It is against the law in SF to trap, kill or otherwise harass wild animals unless they post an immediate threat to humans. This policy worries some of the local nervous nellies, who picture them running off with small children in their jaws.
There is only one documented case of a coyote killing a human being in the entire United States since forever. That happened in L A when a few of them killed a 3-year old in 1981. It turns out the child’s parents had been feeding the coyotes. Maybe they forgot to put out the food dish that day? Tragic, but you can’t blame the coyote for the parent’s stupidity. In addition coyote bites of human beings are also very rare.
So far the only fix that everybody seems to approve of is the city putting up signs that say BE COYOTE AWARE in areas where the critters are believed to have taken up residence.
Friday, September 18, 2015
BLACK EX-CON AMBUSHES WHITE TEXAS COP WITH POWERFUL WEAPON
The target of the ambush was the cop who put him behind bars
BarkGrowlBite | September 18, 2015
It’s been only three weeks since sheriff’s deputy Darren Goforth was ambushed in Houston by a black man who pumped 15 bullets into the unsuspecting officer’s body. Now we have another black man ambushing a white cop in nearby Texas City and using a much more powerful weapon than a handgun.
Texas City police officer Salvador Chapa was going about his duties last weekend when the unsuspecting officer was ambushed by a black ex-con he had put behind bars.
What was the powerful weapon ex-convict Edward "Doc" Amey used in his ambush of a white cop? It was prayer!
When Amey spotted the cop who had put him behind bars, he walked up to Chapa and told him he wanted to pray for the police. The two of them then prayed together.
The encounter was caught on camera and the picture went viral on the internet.
Amey has an extensive criminal record, including six felonies. He was sentenced to prison three times. But several years ago he turned to God and turned his life around.
KHOU-TV quotes Amey as saying:
"I have not always been a friend to the police. I grew up selling drugs. I've been to prison three times. The last week-and-a-half God has really been giving me the urge to pray for police officers.”
Chapa said, "I arrested him several years ago on a gun charge and due to that, he ended up doing some time."
Wouldn’t it be great if all ambushes of cops turned out this way.
BarkGrowlBite | September 18, 2015
It’s been only three weeks since sheriff’s deputy Darren Goforth was ambushed in Houston by a black man who pumped 15 bullets into the unsuspecting officer’s body. Now we have another black man ambushing a white cop in nearby Texas City and using a much more powerful weapon than a handgun.
Texas City police officer Salvador Chapa was going about his duties last weekend when the unsuspecting officer was ambushed by a black ex-con he had put behind bars.
What was the powerful weapon ex-convict Edward "Doc" Amey used in his ambush of a white cop? It was prayer!
When Amey spotted the cop who had put him behind bars, he walked up to Chapa and told him he wanted to pray for the police. The two of them then prayed together.
The encounter was caught on camera and the picture went viral on the internet.
Amey has an extensive criminal record, including six felonies. He was sentenced to prison three times. But several years ago he turned to God and turned his life around.
KHOU-TV quotes Amey as saying:
"I have not always been a friend to the police. I grew up selling drugs. I've been to prison three times. The last week-and-a-half God has really been giving me the urge to pray for police officers.”
Chapa said, "I arrested him several years ago on a gun charge and due to that, he ended up doing some time."
Wouldn’t it be great if all ambushes of cops turned out this way.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
CONSEQUENCES OF EXERCIZING THE RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH
Surf City, NC police chief with 35 years of service as a cop is forced to retire for calling ‘Black Lives Matter’ a terrorist group on Facebook
BarkGrowlBite | September 17, 2015
On Tuesday, during an emergency session of the Surf City, NC town council, Police Chief Mike Halstead was given the choice of retiring or getting fired for what he posted on his personal Facebook page on September 3. Here is what the now ex-chief posted:
Open letter from a Police Chief , this Black Lives Matter group is nothing more than an American born terrorist group brought on by the lie of the hands up don’t shoot during the criminal thug Michael Brown incident. The FBI and other Government Law Enforcement groups need to step up and put a stop to this. The Government and blacks would not tolerate the White Supremacist group to march through the streets and call for the murders of a race of people and a group of public servants. I agree there is a race problem in this country. It is not brought on by police officer doing their sworn duty, it is brought on by the government, the President and his cronies Al Sharpton, who is a criminal tax evader (but has the support of our so called President), Jessi Jackson, Eric Holder and that ignorant S.O.B. Farrakhan who should be charged with solicitation for murder, lord knows a white man would be arrested for the same actions of idiot Farakhan. I am sure there are many hard working Black people who will agree with me. I have been a Police Officer for 35 years. I do not judge anyone by the color of their skin, but by there actions. A criminal is a criminal whether a police officer or any other profession. I will not state statistics because black lives matter do not care or believe proven statistics. I put allot of the blame for these cop murders on the media and the way they report police related shootings. There is no need to list or even state the race of a person shot by the police. It is more important to wait for the facts and report those. But and a big but that does not make money for these greedy media ass holes. When a black thug is killed by the police they are all over it as is Mr. Barack Obama. However when a police officer white, black or any race is murdered for doing his job the media is short with it’s reporting or not at all. When a white person is killed by a black officer you hear nothing. Has our so called President spoke publicly about these murders of police officers by blacks, HELL NO he has not. Step up Mr. President, or step down because we do not need you. Has our Attorney General spoke against these murders, no of course not because she was appointed by Barack Obama. Now let me say this, and this is not a threat but common knowledge. I have instructed my officers to be vigilant, if threatened take appropriate action. If that means shoot a thug, then do it and answer for it while you are still alive not dead. Law Enforcement is fed up with this murderous society who want to take out those who protect and serve. Imagine if all law enforcement shut down for just 1 day. There would be murders, rapes, robberies, you name it. America wake up, all of you black, white, Mexican whatever you need the police, we do not need you. End this Black Lives Matter bull shit and start a movement that all lives matter. As for the New Black Panther movement who wants to kill whites and cops, go for it, we are ready for you. You take one of us and there will be 100 who will step up and end you. This letter is not meant to offend anyone, just the feelings of a man who has spent the last 35 years of his life serving and protecting, for what so a thug can take it or to be treated as a criminal by the very people I swore to protect. Let’s get this around folks so maybe our President and the media will get a wake up call. Be safe all of my Brothers and Sisters in blue, not white, black, yellow or brown BLUE.
After his forced retirement, which took effect immediately, Halstead posted this on his Facebook page:
I want to thank you all for your support. I was forced to retire or be terminated. I had to beg for a 60 day severance to feed my family.That was the thanks I got from those I thought were family, I was thrown under the bus for expressing my 1st amendment rights and speaking the truth and concerns for law enforcement . I want to thank all of the folks in Surf City for your support. It was my pleasure to serve you. Thank you to my officers for your dedication, I will miss everyone of you. I would like to apologize to my family for letting you down. I also apologize to those I have offended, that was not my intent. I have served proudly for 35 years without a blemish. I guess to some Surf City Leaders that has no meaning. I guess I will learn to eat beanie wienies for a few months. I love you all.
According to WECT, after the Facebook post was brought to his attention, Town Manager Larry Bergman reminded Halstead “that as public employees we are often held to higher level of scrutiny and that even if it is a personal social media account and despite not associating himself directly to the Town in his posting, that some will draw the connection.”
Here is the reality of social media: What you post on websites like Facebook and Twitter can come back and bite you in the ass … hard!
35-years of service as a cop without a blemish on his record did not mean shit to the Surf City town council. Halstead was toast for saying what he believed to be the truth - that 'Black Lives Matter' is a terrorist group. Our Constitution gave him the right to say it. But the former chief failed to consider that exercising the right of free speech can have some very unpleasant consequences.
BarkGrowlBite | September 17, 2015
On Tuesday, during an emergency session of the Surf City, NC town council, Police Chief Mike Halstead was given the choice of retiring or getting fired for what he posted on his personal Facebook page on September 3. Here is what the now ex-chief posted:
Open letter from a Police Chief , this Black Lives Matter group is nothing more than an American born terrorist group brought on by the lie of the hands up don’t shoot during the criminal thug Michael Brown incident. The FBI and other Government Law Enforcement groups need to step up and put a stop to this. The Government and blacks would not tolerate the White Supremacist group to march through the streets and call for the murders of a race of people and a group of public servants. I agree there is a race problem in this country. It is not brought on by police officer doing their sworn duty, it is brought on by the government, the President and his cronies Al Sharpton, who is a criminal tax evader (but has the support of our so called President), Jessi Jackson, Eric Holder and that ignorant S.O.B. Farrakhan who should be charged with solicitation for murder, lord knows a white man would be arrested for the same actions of idiot Farakhan. I am sure there are many hard working Black people who will agree with me. I have been a Police Officer for 35 years. I do not judge anyone by the color of their skin, but by there actions. A criminal is a criminal whether a police officer or any other profession. I will not state statistics because black lives matter do not care or believe proven statistics. I put allot of the blame for these cop murders on the media and the way they report police related shootings. There is no need to list or even state the race of a person shot by the police. It is more important to wait for the facts and report those. But and a big but that does not make money for these greedy media ass holes. When a black thug is killed by the police they are all over it as is Mr. Barack Obama. However when a police officer white, black or any race is murdered for doing his job the media is short with it’s reporting or not at all. When a white person is killed by a black officer you hear nothing. Has our so called President spoke publicly about these murders of police officers by blacks, HELL NO he has not. Step up Mr. President, or step down because we do not need you. Has our Attorney General spoke against these murders, no of course not because she was appointed by Barack Obama. Now let me say this, and this is not a threat but common knowledge. I have instructed my officers to be vigilant, if threatened take appropriate action. If that means shoot a thug, then do it and answer for it while you are still alive not dead. Law Enforcement is fed up with this murderous society who want to take out those who protect and serve. Imagine if all law enforcement shut down for just 1 day. There would be murders, rapes, robberies, you name it. America wake up, all of you black, white, Mexican whatever you need the police, we do not need you. End this Black Lives Matter bull shit and start a movement that all lives matter. As for the New Black Panther movement who wants to kill whites and cops, go for it, we are ready for you. You take one of us and there will be 100 who will step up and end you. This letter is not meant to offend anyone, just the feelings of a man who has spent the last 35 years of his life serving and protecting, for what so a thug can take it or to be treated as a criminal by the very people I swore to protect. Let’s get this around folks so maybe our President and the media will get a wake up call. Be safe all of my Brothers and Sisters in blue, not white, black, yellow or brown BLUE.
After his forced retirement, which took effect immediately, Halstead posted this on his Facebook page:
I want to thank you all for your support. I was forced to retire or be terminated. I had to beg for a 60 day severance to feed my family.That was the thanks I got from those I thought were family, I was thrown under the bus for expressing my 1st amendment rights and speaking the truth and concerns for law enforcement . I want to thank all of the folks in Surf City for your support. It was my pleasure to serve you. Thank you to my officers for your dedication, I will miss everyone of you. I would like to apologize to my family for letting you down. I also apologize to those I have offended, that was not my intent. I have served proudly for 35 years without a blemish. I guess to some Surf City Leaders that has no meaning. I guess I will learn to eat beanie wienies for a few months. I love you all.
According to WECT, after the Facebook post was brought to his attention, Town Manager Larry Bergman reminded Halstead “that as public employees we are often held to higher level of scrutiny and that even if it is a personal social media account and despite not associating himself directly to the Town in his posting, that some will draw the connection.”
Here is the reality of social media: What you post on websites like Facebook and Twitter can come back and bite you in the ass … hard!
35-years of service as a cop without a blemish on his record did not mean shit to the Surf City town council. Halstead was toast for saying what he believed to be the truth - that 'Black Lives Matter' is a terrorist group. Our Constitution gave him the right to say it. But the former chief failed to consider that exercising the right of free speech can have some very unpleasant consequences.
SARANDON 1, JUSTICE 0
Three hours before his scheduled execution, the Oklahoma Court of Criminal Appeals grants Richard Glossip a stay of two weeks
BarkGrowlBite | September 17, 2015
Academy award winning actress Susan Sarandon, an ardent anti-death penalty crusader, has been campaigning to save the life of Oklahoma death row resident Richard Glossip, 52, who has been roosting there for 18 years after having been sentenced to death for the murder of a motel manager.
Despite the efforts of Sarandon, Sister Helen Prejean and other anti-death penalty crusaders to stop the September 16 execution of Glossip, Oklahoma Gov. Mary Sky News issued the following statement on August 10, 2015:
"Richard Glossip has been convicted of murder and sentenced to death by two juries. His conviction and death sentence have been reviewed and upheld by four courts, including the Supreme Court of the United States ... His actions directly led to the brutal murder of a husband and a father of seven children. The state of Oklahoma is prepared to hold him accountable for his crimes and move forward with his scheduled execution."
In an August 11 interview with Sky News, a pissed off Sarandon responded to Gov. Fallin’s statement by saying, "The governor of Oklahoma is just a horrible person -- and a woman, so it's even more discouraging."
On August 31, Dr Phil aired an episode in which Sarandon and Sister Helen appeared on his TV show to plead the case for a delay in Glossip’s execution. They claimed he was an innocent man. Sarandon said, "There [is] so much information that has come forward that was never presented at any of the trials.”
On the show, Sarandon did apologize to Gov. Fallin for what she told Sky News. She said, "I would like to personally apologize to the Governor for calling you a horrible person. I don’t know you, so I’m wrong to call you a horrible person. I do, though, feel passionately that you’re about to do a horrible thing to not do whatever you can to make sure if you’re about to execute a person that they deserve to be executed."
Before the end of his show, Dr. Phil said, "His life hangs in the balance. He is on death row. He is scheduled to be executed in just a matter of days and we're dedicated to stopping that from happening."
Earlier this year, lawyers for Glossip and two other death row roosters filed an appeal against the use of midazolam in executions, arguing that the drug did not achieve the level of unconsciousness required for surgery, but in June the U.S. Supreme Court rejected their arguments.
Yesterday, about three hours before his scheduled execution, the Oklahoma Court of Criminal Appeals granted a two-week stay of execution for Richard Glossip. Less than 24 hours earlier, his attorneys had filed several last minute motions including one for an evidentiary hearing to prove his innocence. The court wrote: "Due to Glossip's last minute filing, and in order for this court to give fair consideration to the materials included with his subsequent application for post-conviction relief, we hereby grant an emergency stay of execution for two weeks." That sets the execution date for September 30.
Following the court’s stay of execution, Gov. Fallin released the following statement: "The court is the proper place for Richard Glossip and his legal team to argue the merits of his case. My office will respect whatever decision the court makes, as we have throughout this process."
Score hits for Sarandon, Sister Helen and Dr. Phil. Will justice make a comeback in the final innings?
BarkGrowlBite | September 17, 2015
Academy award winning actress Susan Sarandon, an ardent anti-death penalty crusader, has been campaigning to save the life of Oklahoma death row resident Richard Glossip, 52, who has been roosting there for 18 years after having been sentenced to death for the murder of a motel manager.
Despite the efforts of Sarandon, Sister Helen Prejean and other anti-death penalty crusaders to stop the September 16 execution of Glossip, Oklahoma Gov. Mary Sky News issued the following statement on August 10, 2015:
"Richard Glossip has been convicted of murder and sentenced to death by two juries. His conviction and death sentence have been reviewed and upheld by four courts, including the Supreme Court of the United States ... His actions directly led to the brutal murder of a husband and a father of seven children. The state of Oklahoma is prepared to hold him accountable for his crimes and move forward with his scheduled execution."
In an August 11 interview with Sky News, a pissed off Sarandon responded to Gov. Fallin’s statement by saying, "The governor of Oklahoma is just a horrible person -- and a woman, so it's even more discouraging."
On August 31, Dr Phil aired an episode in which Sarandon and Sister Helen appeared on his TV show to plead the case for a delay in Glossip’s execution. They claimed he was an innocent man. Sarandon said, "There [is] so much information that has come forward that was never presented at any of the trials.”
On the show, Sarandon did apologize to Gov. Fallin for what she told Sky News. She said, "I would like to personally apologize to the Governor for calling you a horrible person. I don’t know you, so I’m wrong to call you a horrible person. I do, though, feel passionately that you’re about to do a horrible thing to not do whatever you can to make sure if you’re about to execute a person that they deserve to be executed."
Before the end of his show, Dr. Phil said, "His life hangs in the balance. He is on death row. He is scheduled to be executed in just a matter of days and we're dedicated to stopping that from happening."
Earlier this year, lawyers for Glossip and two other death row roosters filed an appeal against the use of midazolam in executions, arguing that the drug did not achieve the level of unconsciousness required for surgery, but in June the U.S. Supreme Court rejected their arguments.
Yesterday, about three hours before his scheduled execution, the Oklahoma Court of Criminal Appeals granted a two-week stay of execution for Richard Glossip. Less than 24 hours earlier, his attorneys had filed several last minute motions including one for an evidentiary hearing to prove his innocence. The court wrote: "Due to Glossip's last minute filing, and in order for this court to give fair consideration to the materials included with his subsequent application for post-conviction relief, we hereby grant an emergency stay of execution for two weeks." That sets the execution date for September 30.
Following the court’s stay of execution, Gov. Fallin released the following statement: "The court is the proper place for Richard Glossip and his legal team to argue the merits of his case. My office will respect whatever decision the court makes, as we have throughout this process."
Score hits for Sarandon, Sister Helen and Dr. Phil. Will justice make a comeback in the final innings?
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
SNITCH-ASS FERAL HOGS LEAD COPS TO HUGE NORTHEAST TEXAS MARIJUANA FARM
Texas game wardens lop down 6,500 mature marijuana plants the dirty rat bastards led them to
By Erich Nicholson | Dallas Observer | September 15, 2015
In 2011, the Texas Legislature passed an awesome law allowing people to shoot feral hogs from helicopters, which was both the first and last time that feral hogs (to say nothing of the bill's sponsor, current Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller) produced anything good. Otherwise, the creatures are a scourge upon nature and humanity.
The evidence:
According to the Texas Department of Agriculture, feral hogs "wreak havoc on property, livestock, crops, and pastures across the state," to the tune of $500 million per year. Thanks to a lack of natural predators, their numbers — and the havoc they wreak — are likely to grow.
Feral hogs have been known to dine on endangered and threatened species such as sea turtles and red-cheeked salamanders, which isn't an issue locally but serves to highlight that these creatures have no consciences.
Feral hogs once inspired Dallas City Hall to pay gun-toting yahoo Osvaldo Rojas good taxpayer money to eradicate the city's hog problem, which didn't work.
Feral hogs are documented cannibals.
Feral hogs are filthy reservoirs of pestilence.
But wait! Feral hogs are even more awful than than that. We learned today that feral hogs are also punk-ass snitches who just led state law enforcement officials straight to a $6 million marijuana farm 70 miles northeast of Dallas.
According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, hunters at Cooper Wildlife Management Area, a 15,000-acre spread a bit north of Sulphur Springs, were tracking hogs when they "stumbled upon a sophisticated marijuana growing encampment having more than 6,500 mature plants with a street value estimated at more than $6 million."
The outpost was equipped with tents, farming tools, fertilizer, a generator and irrigation pumps. The crop, TPWD presumes, would have been harvested and taken to market before the start of archery season on October 1. Instead, officials excavated a pit and burned all 6,500 marijuana plants, leaving North Texas a few thousand pounds of weed poorer.
And what of the hogs? TPWD didn't specify their fate. Presumably they cut a deal and, in exchange for not being turned into sausage, are now working as confidential informants, because that's how feral hogs roll.
By Erich Nicholson | Dallas Observer | September 15, 2015
In 2011, the Texas Legislature passed an awesome law allowing people to shoot feral hogs from helicopters, which was both the first and last time that feral hogs (to say nothing of the bill's sponsor, current Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller) produced anything good. Otherwise, the creatures are a scourge upon nature and humanity.
The evidence:
According to the Texas Department of Agriculture, feral hogs "wreak havoc on property, livestock, crops, and pastures across the state," to the tune of $500 million per year. Thanks to a lack of natural predators, their numbers — and the havoc they wreak — are likely to grow.
Feral hogs have been known to dine on endangered and threatened species such as sea turtles and red-cheeked salamanders, which isn't an issue locally but serves to highlight that these creatures have no consciences.
Feral hogs once inspired Dallas City Hall to pay gun-toting yahoo Osvaldo Rojas good taxpayer money to eradicate the city's hog problem, which didn't work.
Feral hogs are documented cannibals.
Feral hogs are filthy reservoirs of pestilence.
But wait! Feral hogs are even more awful than than that. We learned today that feral hogs are also punk-ass snitches who just led state law enforcement officials straight to a $6 million marijuana farm 70 miles northeast of Dallas.
According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, hunters at Cooper Wildlife Management Area, a 15,000-acre spread a bit north of Sulphur Springs, were tracking hogs when they "stumbled upon a sophisticated marijuana growing encampment having more than 6,500 mature plants with a street value estimated at more than $6 million."
The outpost was equipped with tents, farming tools, fertilizer, a generator and irrigation pumps. The crop, TPWD presumes, would have been harvested and taken to market before the start of archery season on October 1. Instead, officials excavated a pit and burned all 6,500 marijuana plants, leaving North Texas a few thousand pounds of weed poorer.
And what of the hogs? TPWD didn't specify their fate. Presumably they cut a deal and, in exchange for not being turned into sausage, are now working as confidential informants, because that's how feral hogs roll.
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
JUSTICE THE WACO WAY
Texas officials under scrutiny for biker shootout case in Waco that saw suspects held for weeks on $1million bonds without sufficient evidence
Associated Press | September 14, 2015
The secrecy that enshrouds the investigation into a biker shootout in May that left nine people dead and led to the mass-arrest of 177 people is hardly surprising in Waco, where public scrutiny is rare and unwelcome.
On the banks of the Brazos River in Central Texas, Waco and the surrounding county are largely run by a close-knit circle of judges, prosecutors and law enforcement that defense lawyers complain leads local agencies to close ranks in the aftermath of this most recent calamity.
It's a city where a district judge and district attorney are former law partners, the mayor is the son of a former mayor, the sheriff comes from a long line of lawmen and Waco pioneers and the sheriff's brother was the district attorney's chief investigator.
Bikers and public watchdogs have criticized authorities here for how they've handled the investigation, citing the mass arrests in which people were held for days or weeks on $1 million bonds without sufficient evidence to support such actions four months after the shootings.
No formal charges have been made, and it remains unclear whose bullets, including police bullets, struck the dead and injured, or when cases will be presented to a grand jury, which is currently led by a Waco police detective.
'I don't know of any defense lawyer who hasn't looked at the facts of this case and gasped,' said Grant Scheiner, a criminal defense attorney in Houston not connected to the bikers' case.
Waco police, McLennan County prosecutors and judges refused to comment - citing a gag order written by the DA - but law enforcement staunchly defend their actions, including the 12 shots that the police chief said officers fired into the melee after bikers allegedly opened fire on them.
The violence erupted May 17 before a meeting of a coalition of motorcycle clubs that advocates rider safety. Police have said two rival biker gangs got into a confrontation that turned deadly when one group of bikers opened fire on another outside a Twin Peaks restaurant.
Some 177 people were arrested and remained in custody until their bonds were reduced. Defense attorneys have been critical of how the cases have been processed, accusing District Attorney Abel Reyna of writing 'fill-in-the-blank' arrest affidavits. A police officer testified a justice of the peace approved the affidavits without making any individual determination of probable cause.
In the criminal case of one of the defendants, Reyna's former law partner, District Judge Matt Johnson, issued a gag order as written by Reyna.
Many bikers who previously told The Associated Press they were innocent bystanders are now reluctant to speak further because of the gag order.
Although police and the district attorney described last spring everyone who was taken into custody as criminals, an Associated Press review of a Texas Department of Public Safety database found no convictions listed under the names and birthdates of more than two-thirds of those arrested.
Justifying the mass arrests, Sheriff Parnell McNamara said, 'A message was sent to the whole country that we will not tolerate this type of disorder in our community.'
McNamara describes the county's criminal justice system as a close-knit Christian 'posse' of Baylor University graduates committed to 'putting away as many hard-core criminals as possible.'
That kind of mentality led the county's former district attorney, John Segrest, to compare the McLennan County criminal justice system to a 'bubble, a separate realm. When you're a member of the system, you tend to think that most everything revolves around anything that you do. You get an unrealistic view of the world from inside.'
The city's crown jewel is Baylor, the world's largest Baptist university, which in the 1880s attracted Baptists from across Texas to Waco, then known as the buckle of the Bible Belt. The private university has an air of insularity that extends to the county courthouse, a domed palace whose Lady Justice lost her arm holding scales in a storm.
From a series of Ku Klux Klan lynchings nearly a century ago to a massive twister in 1953 that tore through downtown to the Branch Davidian siege in 1993, Waco's downtown streets, a mix of historic mansions, public buildings, dilapidated houses and empty spaces where nothing was rebuilt reflect a city perpetually recovering from its last disaster.
Sheriff McNamara, the descendent of one of Waco's early settlers, was formerly a U.S. marshal who participated in the Branch Davidian siege in which federal agents tried to arrest cult leader David Koresh for stockpiling weapons at a ranch outside town. The confrontation led to a 51-day standoff that ended when the complex caught fire, killing Koresh and nearly 80 followers.
The international attention brought by the tragedy left Waco residents wary of outside law enforcement, and they say they'll handle the biker shootout themselves.
'Waco's nickname is Six-Shooter Junction,' McNamara said. 'Not really anything we're real proud of, but that's just the way it is.'
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Associated Press | September 14, 2015
The secrecy that enshrouds the investigation into a biker shootout in May that left nine people dead and led to the mass-arrest of 177 people is hardly surprising in Waco, where public scrutiny is rare and unwelcome.
On the banks of the Brazos River in Central Texas, Waco and the surrounding county are largely run by a close-knit circle of judges, prosecutors and law enforcement that defense lawyers complain leads local agencies to close ranks in the aftermath of this most recent calamity.
It's a city where a district judge and district attorney are former law partners, the mayor is the son of a former mayor, the sheriff comes from a long line of lawmen and Waco pioneers and the sheriff's brother was the district attorney's chief investigator.
Bikers and public watchdogs have criticized authorities here for how they've handled the investigation, citing the mass arrests in which people were held for days or weeks on $1 million bonds without sufficient evidence to support such actions four months after the shootings.
No formal charges have been made, and it remains unclear whose bullets, including police bullets, struck the dead and injured, or when cases will be presented to a grand jury, which is currently led by a Waco police detective.
'I don't know of any defense lawyer who hasn't looked at the facts of this case and gasped,' said Grant Scheiner, a criminal defense attorney in Houston not connected to the bikers' case.
Waco police, McLennan County prosecutors and judges refused to comment - citing a gag order written by the DA - but law enforcement staunchly defend their actions, including the 12 shots that the police chief said officers fired into the melee after bikers allegedly opened fire on them.
The violence erupted May 17 before a meeting of a coalition of motorcycle clubs that advocates rider safety. Police have said two rival biker gangs got into a confrontation that turned deadly when one group of bikers opened fire on another outside a Twin Peaks restaurant.
Some 177 people were arrested and remained in custody until their bonds were reduced. Defense attorneys have been critical of how the cases have been processed, accusing District Attorney Abel Reyna of writing 'fill-in-the-blank' arrest affidavits. A police officer testified a justice of the peace approved the affidavits without making any individual determination of probable cause.
In the criminal case of one of the defendants, Reyna's former law partner, District Judge Matt Johnson, issued a gag order as written by Reyna.
Many bikers who previously told The Associated Press they were innocent bystanders are now reluctant to speak further because of the gag order.
Although police and the district attorney described last spring everyone who was taken into custody as criminals, an Associated Press review of a Texas Department of Public Safety database found no convictions listed under the names and birthdates of more than two-thirds of those arrested.
Justifying the mass arrests, Sheriff Parnell McNamara said, 'A message was sent to the whole country that we will not tolerate this type of disorder in our community.'
McNamara describes the county's criminal justice system as a close-knit Christian 'posse' of Baylor University graduates committed to 'putting away as many hard-core criminals as possible.'
That kind of mentality led the county's former district attorney, John Segrest, to compare the McLennan County criminal justice system to a 'bubble, a separate realm. When you're a member of the system, you tend to think that most everything revolves around anything that you do. You get an unrealistic view of the world from inside.'
The city's crown jewel is Baylor, the world's largest Baptist university, which in the 1880s attracted Baptists from across Texas to Waco, then known as the buckle of the Bible Belt. The private university has an air of insularity that extends to the county courthouse, a domed palace whose Lady Justice lost her arm holding scales in a storm.
From a series of Ku Klux Klan lynchings nearly a century ago to a massive twister in 1953 that tore through downtown to the Branch Davidian siege in 1993, Waco's downtown streets, a mix of historic mansions, public buildings, dilapidated houses and empty spaces where nothing was rebuilt reflect a city perpetually recovering from its last disaster.
Sheriff McNamara, the descendent of one of Waco's early settlers, was formerly a U.S. marshal who participated in the Branch Davidian siege in which federal agents tried to arrest cult leader David Koresh for stockpiling weapons at a ranch outside town. The confrontation led to a 51-day standoff that ended when the complex caught fire, killing Koresh and nearly 80 followers.
The international attention brought by the tragedy left Waco residents wary of outside law enforcement, and they say they'll handle the biker shootout themselves.
'Waco's nickname is Six-Shooter Junction,' McNamara said. 'Not really anything we're real proud of, but that's just the way it is.'
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Monday, September 14, 2015
THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE DUMBER THE MAN IS
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, “The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.”
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, “The bigger they are, the dumber the man is.”
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, “The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.”
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, “The bigger they are, the dumber the man is.”
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
A TERRIBLE MIX-UP
Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."
Sunday, September 13, 2015
YOU’RE A NASTY WHORE! YOU DISGUST ME!
Angry woman punches out a desnuda in Times Square
BarkGrowlBite | September 13, 2015
Lately Times Square has been filled with desnudas, topless women with their boobs painted. Most of these women make money by posing with tourists. A few of the desnudas have been caught by undercover cops willing to sell more than their pictures.
Saturday afternoon, Donna Myer of Florida was talking to desnuda Amanda Roman, 23, of the Bronx about having a picture taken with her husband. Suddenly out of nowhere, Angela L. Portalatin, 27, came up, shouted “You nasty whore! You disgust me!” and proceeded to punch Amanda in the face. They then traded punches as they rolled around on the sidewalk until Amanda’s boyfriend and handler, Chris Olivieri, 25, came to her defense.
Apparently, the cops that showed up were not fight fans because they hauled both women away in cuffs.
BarkGrowlBite | September 13, 2015
Lately Times Square has been filled with desnudas, topless women with their boobs painted. Most of these women make money by posing with tourists. A few of the desnudas have been caught by undercover cops willing to sell more than their pictures.
Saturday afternoon, Donna Myer of Florida was talking to desnuda Amanda Roman, 23, of the Bronx about having a picture taken with her husband. Suddenly out of nowhere, Angela L. Portalatin, 27, came up, shouted “You nasty whore! You disgust me!” and proceeded to punch Amanda in the face. They then traded punches as they rolled around on the sidewalk until Amanda’s boyfriend and handler, Chris Olivieri, 25, came to her defense.
Apparently, the cops that showed up were not fight fans because they hauled both women away in cuffs.
NY COPS: A BLACK WOMAN CAN’T POSSIBLY OWN A BMW
When Kamilah Brock insisted a BMW belonged to her, NY cops had the “delusional” black woman taken to a psych ward where she was locked up for eight days
BarkGrowlBite | September 13, 2015
A NY cop stopped a black woman driving a 2003 BMW 325CI at a Harlem traffic light on September 12, 2014 for driving without her hands on the steering wheel. He took Kamilah Brock, 32, to the 30th precinct station where she was kept for several hours before being released without any charges. She was told to come back the next day to pick up her car.
When she returned the next day to pick up her car, the cops asked her what kind of car it was. She replied it was a BMW. The cops looked at her in disbelief and made her wait for some time before she was cuffed and thrown in the psych ward at Harlem Hospital. The “delusional” woman was kept there for eight days during which she was forcibly injected with strong sedatives and made to swallow doses of lithium. When she was finally released, she was presented with a hospital bill for $13,000.
Kam Brock filed a lawsuit against the city, the hospital and unnamed officers that is moving forward through a federal court. She claims that her constitutional rights under the Fourth and 14th Amendments were violated and that she suffered "unwanted and unwarranted intrusion of her personal integrity, loss of liberty [and] mental anguish."
The city responded to the lawsuit by claiming that Brock was put in the psych ward because she was "acting irrational, she spoke incoherently and inconsistently, and she ran into the middle of traffic on Eighth Ave.”
So, who are you going to believe? I have a strong feeling that Kam is telling the truth. If she is, this is racial profiling at its worst – a black woman can’t possibly own a BMW, even one that is 12 years old.
If there are any nutters in this case, it's the cops and the psych doctors at Harlem Hospital.
BarkGrowlBite | September 13, 2015
A NY cop stopped a black woman driving a 2003 BMW 325CI at a Harlem traffic light on September 12, 2014 for driving without her hands on the steering wheel. He took Kamilah Brock, 32, to the 30th precinct station where she was kept for several hours before being released without any charges. She was told to come back the next day to pick up her car.
When she returned the next day to pick up her car, the cops asked her what kind of car it was. She replied it was a BMW. The cops looked at her in disbelief and made her wait for some time before she was cuffed and thrown in the psych ward at Harlem Hospital. The “delusional” woman was kept there for eight days during which she was forcibly injected with strong sedatives and made to swallow doses of lithium. When she was finally released, she was presented with a hospital bill for $13,000.
Kam Brock filed a lawsuit against the city, the hospital and unnamed officers that is moving forward through a federal court. She claims that her constitutional rights under the Fourth and 14th Amendments were violated and that she suffered "unwanted and unwarranted intrusion of her personal integrity, loss of liberty [and] mental anguish."
The city responded to the lawsuit by claiming that Brock was put in the psych ward because she was "acting irrational, she spoke incoherently and inconsistently, and she ran into the middle of traffic on Eighth Ave.”
So, who are you going to believe? I have a strong feeling that Kam is telling the truth. If she is, this is racial profiling at its worst – a black woman can’t possibly own a BMW, even one that is 12 years old.
If there are any nutters in this case, it's the cops and the psych doctors at Harlem Hospital.
Saturday, September 12, 2015
NUTTERS MAKING NREWS
Is global warming bringing nutters out into the open?
BarkGrowlBite | September 12, 2015
On Monday, Mitchell Morris, 37, of O’Fallon, Missouri, decided to take Damian A. Winters, 14, and his 9-year-old stepbrother out for a spin in his 2000 Ford Expedition on County Road T3 about one mile north of Oxly. With Vodka bottle in hand, he decided to teach the boys how to drive a car at100 mph. Unfortunately, the 9-year-old was behind the wheel when they crashed. Damian died in the overturned SUV.
The boy, who was not injured, told a state trooper, "Mitch was driving and had a vodka bottle between his legs. Mitch told me he was smarter and going to show me how to drive 100 miles per hour. Mitch made me drive, it was my first time to drive, he told me to floor it, I hit the gas but tried to brake. I woke up on the ground and ran back to the house for help. I went back and broke out a window to get my brother out but I couldn't. Damian was sitting behind me in the truck."
Morris, who had "glassy and bloodshot” eyes at the scene, suffered several cuts on his legs and face. After treatment at a hospital, he was jailed, charged with involuntary manslaughter (first degree) and endangering the welfare of a child (first degree).
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Thirty minutes before landing in Portland, Oregon on a JetBlue flight Friday from Anchorage, Alaska, passenger Jeff Rubin, 27, felt the urge to take a leak. Instead of heading for the toilet, Jeff stood up and whipped out his dick. He stuck it in the crack between the seats in front of him and began peeing on the passengers sitting there. Suddenly he lost his balance and fell backwards, spraying other passengers nearby.
Upon landing in Portland, Jeff was busted for criminal mischief and offensive littering. After five hours in his hometown pokey, the nutter was released on his own recognizance.
It’s amazing that Jeff wasn’t killed by his fellow passengers.
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Since they can’t blame these incidents on Bush, global warming must be behind it all.
BarkGrowlBite | September 12, 2015
On Monday, Mitchell Morris, 37, of O’Fallon, Missouri, decided to take Damian A. Winters, 14, and his 9-year-old stepbrother out for a spin in his 2000 Ford Expedition on County Road T3 about one mile north of Oxly. With Vodka bottle in hand, he decided to teach the boys how to drive a car at100 mph. Unfortunately, the 9-year-old was behind the wheel when they crashed. Damian died in the overturned SUV.
The boy, who was not injured, told a state trooper, "Mitch was driving and had a vodka bottle between his legs. Mitch told me he was smarter and going to show me how to drive 100 miles per hour. Mitch made me drive, it was my first time to drive, he told me to floor it, I hit the gas but tried to brake. I woke up on the ground and ran back to the house for help. I went back and broke out a window to get my brother out but I couldn't. Damian was sitting behind me in the truck."
Morris, who had "glassy and bloodshot” eyes at the scene, suffered several cuts on his legs and face. After treatment at a hospital, he was jailed, charged with involuntary manslaughter (first degree) and endangering the welfare of a child (first degree).
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Thirty minutes before landing in Portland, Oregon on a JetBlue flight Friday from Anchorage, Alaska, passenger Jeff Rubin, 27, felt the urge to take a leak. Instead of heading for the toilet, Jeff stood up and whipped out his dick. He stuck it in the crack between the seats in front of him and began peeing on the passengers sitting there. Suddenly he lost his balance and fell backwards, spraying other passengers nearby.
Upon landing in Portland, Jeff was busted for criminal mischief and offensive littering. After five hours in his hometown pokey, the nutter was released on his own recognizance.
It’s amazing that Jeff wasn’t killed by his fellow passengers.
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Since they can’t blame these incidents on Bush, global warming must be behind it all.
Friday, September 11, 2015
WHAT DO POLITICIANS AND LAWYERS HAVE IN COMMON?
Politicians and lawyers are both notorious liars
BarkGrowlBite | September 11, 2015
In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said she felt hurt when people call her a liar.
Clinton shouldn’t feel hurt since politicians and lawyers are both notorious liars, and she is both a politician and a lawyer.
For the lawyers, the saying goes that the only difference between a lawyer and a liar is the spelling. Enough said!
For the politicians, let’s start at the very top with the Liar-in-Chief, the President of the United States, regardless of who happens to be in office.
President Obama has told numerous lies since assuming office. Who can forget his sales pitches for Obamacare? He promised that we could keep our doctors and our health plans,, something many people found they could not do. He promised that health care costs would be reduced, but many people found their insurance premiums go up, some of them way up.
And then there was a former Liar-in-Chief, Bill Clinton. “I did not have sex with that woman.”
In a Rolling Stone article published Wednesday, Donald Trump insulted rival candidate Carly Fiorina by saying, “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!"
Under a barrage of criticism, Trump tried to clean up his act. He told reporters, “You guys completely misunderstood what I meant! I’m talking about persona, I’m not talking about looks. The fact is that, I probably did say something about Carly, in a jocular manner. ... I say that about a lot of people – ‘Look at that! That’s not going to be the president.'"
Trump is now a politician, and as such he’s also a liar, albeit a piss poor liar. Persona my ass! Even an imbecile understands that Trump was talking about Fiorina’s looks, not her persona. He tries to justify his personal attacks against others on the frequent attacks against him about that dead rat on top of his head – oops, I should’ve said hair.
Candidates for public office and office holders at the local, state and federal levels are all a pack of liars.
So, since she is both a politician and a lawyer, when Hillary said she felt hurt when people call her a liar, she was telling one more lie. With the longtime experience she’s had both as a politician and a lawyer, telling lies comes natural to Hillary. Trump has a long way to go to catch up to her. If elected, Hillary will make a helluva Liar-in-Chief!
BarkGrowlBite | September 11, 2015
In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said she felt hurt when people call her a liar.
Clinton shouldn’t feel hurt since politicians and lawyers are both notorious liars, and she is both a politician and a lawyer.
For the lawyers, the saying goes that the only difference between a lawyer and a liar is the spelling. Enough said!
For the politicians, let’s start at the very top with the Liar-in-Chief, the President of the United States, regardless of who happens to be in office.
President Obama has told numerous lies since assuming office. Who can forget his sales pitches for Obamacare? He promised that we could keep our doctors and our health plans,, something many people found they could not do. He promised that health care costs would be reduced, but many people found their insurance premiums go up, some of them way up.
And then there was a former Liar-in-Chief, Bill Clinton. “I did not have sex with that woman.”
In a Rolling Stone article published Wednesday, Donald Trump insulted rival candidate Carly Fiorina by saying, “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!"
Under a barrage of criticism, Trump tried to clean up his act. He told reporters, “You guys completely misunderstood what I meant! I’m talking about persona, I’m not talking about looks. The fact is that, I probably did say something about Carly, in a jocular manner. ... I say that about a lot of people – ‘Look at that! That’s not going to be the president.'"
Trump is now a politician, and as such he’s also a liar, albeit a piss poor liar. Persona my ass! Even an imbecile understands that Trump was talking about Fiorina’s looks, not her persona. He tries to justify his personal attacks against others on the frequent attacks against him about that dead rat on top of his head – oops, I should’ve said hair.
Candidates for public office and office holders at the local, state and federal levels are all a pack of liars.
So, since she is both a politician and a lawyer, when Hillary said she felt hurt when people call her a liar, she was telling one more lie. With the longtime experience she’s had both as a politician and a lawyer, telling lies comes natural to Hillary. Trump has a long way to go to catch up to her. If elected, Hillary will make a helluva Liar-in-Chief!
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
SUSAN SARANDON’S PREDICTION OF A GENTLER WORLD
The anti-death penalty crusading actress predicts that when pot becomes legal we will have a much gentler world
BarkGrowlBite | September 9, 2015
Susan Sarandon, who won the Academy Award for her role in Dead Man Walking, is also recognized as a fervent supporter of liberal causes. She has been a longtime crusader in the campaign to abolish the death penalty. Sarandon is also an admitted user of marijuana, magic mushrooms and other psychedelic drugs derived from plants.
Susan Sarandon loves the Burning Man, an annual event held in Nevada’s Black Rock desert that was attended this year by 70,000 nutters and stoners. On Saturday, Sarandon dressed in a mini-skirted bridal gown, disposed her share of Timothy Leary’s ashes in a makeshift church at Burning Man. Leary, the LSD guru, died in 1996 and was cremated with his ashes divvied up among a few close friends, including Sarandon. Most of Leary’s ashes were sent into outer space in 1997.
According to USA Today, Sarandon led a funeral procession of several thousand idiots high on LSD. She said, “I think he’d [Leary] be so happy. I think he would have loved the chaos. He would have loved it. And all these people honoring him with LSD.”
That’s right folks … Susan Sarandon, the Academy Award winning actress and anti-death penalty crusader, loved and honored the man who turned a whole generation of Americans into a bunch of brain addled illegal drug users.
All the nonsense surrounding the disposal of Leary’s ashes reminds me of an interview Sarandon gave the Daily Beast last year. Here is one statement Sarandon made:
“It [marijuana] will be legal everywhere, and that will cause a very interesting tipping point. Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed, and don’t drive crazy on weed. They just get hungry, don’t go out of the house, or laugh a lot. I think it would make for a much more gentle world.”
Now why haven’t President Obama, Vladimir Putin, the Iranian Mullahs, Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Benjamin Netanyahu, Mahmoud Abbas, and other feuding leaders thought of that? Instead of a world beset with wars, threats of war and terrorism, we would have a much gentler world if everyone were to get stoned on pot.
A gentler world
Instead of glaring at each other across the negotiating table, Secretary Kerry’s delegation and the Iranians would have been laughing it up.
Instead of waging war and beheadings, members of ISIS would be laying down their AK-47s and swords and laughing while waving their black flags.
Instead of threatening each other with war, the South Koreans and North Koreans would be laughing at Panmunjon. Kim Jong Un would dismantle his nuclear arsenal and laugh while doing so. The U.S. and North Korea would sign a treaty of friendship. Former NBA star Dennis Rodman would become America’s ambassador to N. Korea. If their leaders smoked enough pot, the north and south would unify and Korea would again be one country
Instead of killing each other, the Israelis and Palestinians would join together in a laugh fest. Hamas and Hezbollah would lay down their arms and Israel would dismantle its nuclear weapons. Holy shit, if they would just smoke pot, that would solve the whole fucking Middle East crisis.
A gentler America
Meanwhile at home, instead of killing each other, rival gangbangers in South Los Angeles, the South Bronx, Chicago's Southside and other notorious gang-infested American neighborhoods would be laughing together. Instead of shouting obscenities at each other, members of Black Lives Matter and white cops would laugh and hug each other.
Even the destitute poor would be laughing while hungry. Why, we could slash welfare funds drastically, and the recipients would still be left laughing. No need for any more free school lunches … Instead you’ll hear those hungry kids laughing.
On the other hand, instead of slashing spending, the government can tax the shit out of everyone because the taxpayers would all be laughing.
There would be no more bickering and fighting between Democrats and Republicans in Congress. Instead they would join together to form a unity party, the Stoner Party. Candidates for public office would be urging the voters to elect their opponents.
With everyone laughing, prisons would be less dangerous. Correctional officers and inmates will join hands and sing Kumbaya together. And with everyone laughing, there will be fewer arrests and convictions, which will solve the problem of prison overcrowding. With everyone on pot, it wouldn’t be too long before half the country’s prisons could be closed down.
With everyone stoned, there would be few traffic citations issued. A state trooper would just laugh when passed up by a laughing driver speeding at 100 mph. And in the rare instance where the trooper and driver wound up in court, they and the judge would laugh so hard that the judge would sentence the driver, the trooper and himself to jail for disturbing the peace.
Instead of demanding he be put to death, families of murder victims would be laughing if the killer were to receive a light sentence.
And for you cops out there,, whenever you catch up to an armed suspect, instead of shooting at each other, the two of you would laugh and stop off for a beer on the way to the pokey. Why with everyone stoned and laughing, there’d be no need for cops to be armed anymore.
What a novel idea. Just get everyone stoned and we would all be living in a much gentler world. So I say, fuck Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ben Carson and all the other presidential candidates. Susan Sarandon for President!
BarkGrowlBite | September 9, 2015
Susan Sarandon, who won the Academy Award for her role in Dead Man Walking, is also recognized as a fervent supporter of liberal causes. She has been a longtime crusader in the campaign to abolish the death penalty. Sarandon is also an admitted user of marijuana, magic mushrooms and other psychedelic drugs derived from plants.
Susan Sarandon loves the Burning Man, an annual event held in Nevada’s Black Rock desert that was attended this year by 70,000 nutters and stoners. On Saturday, Sarandon dressed in a mini-skirted bridal gown, disposed her share of Timothy Leary’s ashes in a makeshift church at Burning Man. Leary, the LSD guru, died in 1996 and was cremated with his ashes divvied up among a few close friends, including Sarandon. Most of Leary’s ashes were sent into outer space in 1997.
According to USA Today, Sarandon led a funeral procession of several thousand idiots high on LSD. She said, “I think he’d [Leary] be so happy. I think he would have loved the chaos. He would have loved it. And all these people honoring him with LSD.”
That’s right folks … Susan Sarandon, the Academy Award winning actress and anti-death penalty crusader, loved and honored the man who turned a whole generation of Americans into a bunch of brain addled illegal drug users.
All the nonsense surrounding the disposal of Leary’s ashes reminds me of an interview Sarandon gave the Daily Beast last year. Here is one statement Sarandon made:
“It [marijuana] will be legal everywhere, and that will cause a very interesting tipping point. Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed, and don’t drive crazy on weed. They just get hungry, don’t go out of the house, or laugh a lot. I think it would make for a much more gentle world.”
Now why haven’t President Obama, Vladimir Putin, the Iranian Mullahs, Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Benjamin Netanyahu, Mahmoud Abbas, and other feuding leaders thought of that? Instead of a world beset with wars, threats of war and terrorism, we would have a much gentler world if everyone were to get stoned on pot.
A gentler world
Instead of glaring at each other across the negotiating table, Secretary Kerry’s delegation and the Iranians would have been laughing it up.
Instead of waging war and beheadings, members of ISIS would be laying down their AK-47s and swords and laughing while waving their black flags.
Instead of threatening each other with war, the South Koreans and North Koreans would be laughing at Panmunjon. Kim Jong Un would dismantle his nuclear arsenal and laugh while doing so. The U.S. and North Korea would sign a treaty of friendship. Former NBA star Dennis Rodman would become America’s ambassador to N. Korea. If their leaders smoked enough pot, the north and south would unify and Korea would again be one country
Instead of killing each other, the Israelis and Palestinians would join together in a laugh fest. Hamas and Hezbollah would lay down their arms and Israel would dismantle its nuclear weapons. Holy shit, if they would just smoke pot, that would solve the whole fucking Middle East crisis.
A gentler America
Meanwhile at home, instead of killing each other, rival gangbangers in South Los Angeles, the South Bronx, Chicago's Southside and other notorious gang-infested American neighborhoods would be laughing together. Instead of shouting obscenities at each other, members of Black Lives Matter and white cops would laugh and hug each other.
Even the destitute poor would be laughing while hungry. Why, we could slash welfare funds drastically, and the recipients would still be left laughing. No need for any more free school lunches … Instead you’ll hear those hungry kids laughing.
On the other hand, instead of slashing spending, the government can tax the shit out of everyone because the taxpayers would all be laughing.
There would be no more bickering and fighting between Democrats and Republicans in Congress. Instead they would join together to form a unity party, the Stoner Party. Candidates for public office would be urging the voters to elect their opponents.
With everyone laughing, prisons would be less dangerous. Correctional officers and inmates will join hands and sing Kumbaya together. And with everyone laughing, there will be fewer arrests and convictions, which will solve the problem of prison overcrowding. With everyone on pot, it wouldn’t be too long before half the country’s prisons could be closed down.
With everyone stoned, there would be few traffic citations issued. A state trooper would just laugh when passed up by a laughing driver speeding at 100 mph. And in the rare instance where the trooper and driver wound up in court, they and the judge would laugh so hard that the judge would sentence the driver, the trooper and himself to jail for disturbing the peace.
Instead of demanding he be put to death, families of murder victims would be laughing if the killer were to receive a light sentence.
And for you cops out there,, whenever you catch up to an armed suspect, instead of shooting at each other, the two of you would laugh and stop off for a beer on the way to the pokey. Why with everyone stoned and laughing, there’d be no need for cops to be armed anymore.
What a novel idea. Just get everyone stoned and we would all be living in a much gentler world. So I say, fuck Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ben Carson and all the other presidential candidates. Susan Sarandon for President!
THE SNATCH HOLSTER: CONCEALED-CARRY HOLSTER EXCLUSIVE FOR WOMEN
BarkGrowlBite | September 9, 2015
They do not make any holsters better than the women's snatch holsters.
Woman with pistol in vagina charged with unlawful carry
by Josh Davis
WFAA.com
September 8, 2015
WACO, Texas – Officers searching a woman after a traffic stop found a fully-loaded pistol in her vagina, Waco police said.
Just before 11 p.m. Monday, officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover at 15th and Blair in north Waco for a traffic violation. During the stop, officers discovered the driver of the vehicle, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was allegedly had 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under his driver's seat. A further search of the car allegedly uncovered another 29.5 grams of meth and weighing scales in the purse of the female passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31.
Because the traffic stop occurred within 1,000 feet of an elementary school, both Garcia and Castaneda were arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone, Waco police Sgt. Patrick Swanton said.
While Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round chambered in her vagina.
The weapon was taken into evidence and Castaneda was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon.
They do not make any holsters better than the women's snatch holsters.
Woman with pistol in vagina charged with unlawful carry
by Josh Davis
WFAA.com
September 8, 2015
WACO, Texas – Officers searching a woman after a traffic stop found a fully-loaded pistol in her vagina, Waco police said.
Just before 11 p.m. Monday, officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover at 15th and Blair in north Waco for a traffic violation. During the stop, officers discovered the driver of the vehicle, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was allegedly had 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under his driver's seat. A further search of the car allegedly uncovered another 29.5 grams of meth and weighing scales in the purse of the female passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31.
Because the traffic stop occurred within 1,000 feet of an elementary school, both Garcia and Castaneda were arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone, Waco police Sgt. Patrick Swanton said.
While Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round chambered in her vagina.
The weapon was taken into evidence and Castaneda was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon.
Sunday, September 6, 2015
NEW AR-15 WOUNDS COUNCIL ON AMERICAN-ISLAMIC RELATIONS
Spike’s Tactical’s new Crusader AR-15 rifle’s etched bible scripture has CAIR asking if it is designed for Christian terrorists
BarkGrowlBite | September 6, 2015
Spike’s Tactical, an Apopka, Florida arms manufacturer, has produced a new AR-15 rifle that went on sale Wednesday. The new $1,395 Crusader AR-15 has a Knights Templar Long Cross etched on one side and "Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle." (Psalm 144:1) on the other side. A spokesman for Spike’s Tactical says the engravings are designed to ensure that the rifle will “never be used by Muslim terrorists" because no devout Muslim would touch such a weapon.
Apparently the new Crusader AR-15 deeply wounded the Council on American-Islamic Relations of Florida without firing a shot. As soon as the new rifle went on sale, a spokesman for CAIR-FL said:
"Is it designed for Christian terrorists? Sadly, this manufacturer’s fancy new gun won’t do anything to stop the real threat in America: the escalating problem of gun violence. We need to have a conversation on gun violence. There has been utter silence from gun manufacturers. It's time for them to stop trying to make a buck on this. This is just another shameful marketing ploy intended to profit from the promotion of hatred, division, and violence.”
So now we have a gun made for Christian terrorists. How cool! And you can add CAIR - which is alleged to have ties to Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood - to the list of gun control advocates.
By the way, the safety selector that controls the Crusader's trigger has three settings: Peace, War and God Wills It.
I’m going to ask Spike’s Tactical to engrave some of their new AR-15s with the Star of David on one side and “Oh you Sons of Moses, with your Jewish noses, fight fight fight for Palestine” on the other side. Now that would really blow the minds off of CAIR … a gun for Jewish terrorists.
BarkGrowlBite | September 6, 2015
Spike’s Tactical, an Apopka, Florida arms manufacturer, has produced a new AR-15 rifle that went on sale Wednesday. The new $1,395 Crusader AR-15 has a Knights Templar Long Cross etched on one side and "Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle." (Psalm 144:1) on the other side. A spokesman for Spike’s Tactical says the engravings are designed to ensure that the rifle will “never be used by Muslim terrorists" because no devout Muslim would touch such a weapon.
Apparently the new Crusader AR-15 deeply wounded the Council on American-Islamic Relations of Florida without firing a shot. As soon as the new rifle went on sale, a spokesman for CAIR-FL said:
"Is it designed for Christian terrorists? Sadly, this manufacturer’s fancy new gun won’t do anything to stop the real threat in America: the escalating problem of gun violence. We need to have a conversation on gun violence. There has been utter silence from gun manufacturers. It's time for them to stop trying to make a buck on this. This is just another shameful marketing ploy intended to profit from the promotion of hatred, division, and violence.”
So now we have a gun made for Christian terrorists. How cool! And you can add CAIR - which is alleged to have ties to Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood - to the list of gun control advocates.
By the way, the safety selector that controls the Crusader's trigger has three settings: Peace, War and God Wills It.
I’m going to ask Spike’s Tactical to engrave some of their new AR-15s with the Star of David on one side and “Oh you Sons of Moses, with your Jewish noses, fight fight fight for Palestine” on the other side. Now that would really blow the minds off of CAIR … a gun for Jewish terrorists.
Saturday, September 5, 2015
16-YEAR-OLD BURGLAR SHOT DEAD BY 11-YEAR-OLD HOME DEFENDER
St. Louis County boy home alone with his 4-year-old sister, fires one shot, hits burglar in the head
BarkGrowlBite | September 5, 2015
On Thursday two teens were breaking into a St. Louis County home when one of them, a 16-year-old burglar, was killed with one shot to the head by one of the home’s two occupants. The shooter was an 11-year-old boy home alone with his 4-year-old sister.
The other burglar ran off at the sound of the gunshot, but he was apprehended by the cops and placed into custody.
The boy’s mother, who has been cooperating with the St. Louis County Police, may be in some serious trouble for leaving her two children alone and for letting her son have access to a firearm.
Even if the authorities will be forgiving to the mother, she can expect to be sued by the dead burglar’s family.
BarkGrowlBite | September 5, 2015
On Thursday two teens were breaking into a St. Louis County home when one of them, a 16-year-old burglar, was killed with one shot to the head by one of the home’s two occupants. The shooter was an 11-year-old boy home alone with his 4-year-old sister.
The other burglar ran off at the sound of the gunshot, but he was apprehended by the cops and placed into custody.
The boy’s mother, who has been cooperating with the St. Louis County Police, may be in some serious trouble for leaving her two children alone and for letting her son have access to a firearm.
Even if the authorities will be forgiving to the mother, she can expect to be sued by the dead burglar’s family.
Friday, September 4, 2015
FATHER APOLOGIZES FOR DAUGHTER’S ‘SICK AND DESPICABLE’ TWEET
Sam Houston State University student tweeted that Deputy Goforth deserved to be assassinated, as well as her support of ‘Black Lives Matter’
BaekGrowlBite | September 4, 2015
“I can’t believe so many people care about a dead cop and NO ONE has thought to ask what he did to deserve it. He had creepy perv eyes…”
Thus tweeted Sam Houston State University student Monica Foy shortly after Harris County Sheriff’s Deputy Darren Goforth was shot 15 times by Shannon Miles. She also tweeted her support of ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Foy was subsequently arrested on an outstanding misdemeanor assault warrant.
Michael Barry is a Houston conservative radio talk show host. He received the following email from Monica Foy’s father:
I'm writing you because I'm finally able after being so sick to my stomach I could hardly breathe from the insensitive and stupid remark my daughter tweeted about the fallen officer. Our whole family is distraught and stupefied with embarrassment.
Yes, she's just a misguided college student that has flown off the handle with remarks that have had no forethought whatsoever and then later has had to choke on her words, but never like this. Quite frankly, I also feel some some relief that she was arrested to face her warrant once and for all.
Michael, I can tell you that it was a stupid mistake, and she tried to delete it as soon as she realized what she had done. Inexcusable? Absolutely!! And I might tell you that there WILL be an apology forthcoming soon to not only the family of the fallen officer, but to the police departments and general law abiding public.
I can honestly tell you that Monica respects the law and the officers. The arresting officers even commented on how polite and respectful she was (which is how she was brought up to be, not just because she was arrested). We had another officer out to the house yesterday because the of the death threats, not only towards Monica, but apparently it spread to the faculty members at N.T. Law School as well where her sister is a student and the school advised us to report the threats.
Jesus ... I can't find enough words to express how dismayed we are and the degree of remorse she's feeling right now. I think she's probably got the idea of how sick and despicable her tweet was.
Thank you for your radio show. I'm out on the road a lot and I listen to you almost every day. The only reason I haven't been to the RCC to meet you is 'cause I'm hardly ever down that way, but I hope to soon.
Seriously, WTF do you do when you get blind sided by a stupid move by a daughter who's caught up in all the strife of who's lives matter and mouths off in such a public way and then tries to retract it but it's gone viral ... but to sit her down, have a little educational talk (if you can catch my drift) and apologize profusely. I'm one distraught father right now.
Andrew J. Foy
Mr. Foy was also a guest Thursday morning on Michael Berry’s show. He repeatedly apologized for his daughter’s tweet. Foy said it was one thing to say something stupid at the dinner table where family members could set her straight, but it was another thing to say the same thing publicly.
It must have been hard for Foy to do this because I’m sure he loves his daughter even though some professor has turned her into a radical idiot.
BaekGrowlBite | September 4, 2015
“I can’t believe so many people care about a dead cop and NO ONE has thought to ask what he did to deserve it. He had creepy perv eyes…”
Thus tweeted Sam Houston State University student Monica Foy shortly after Harris County Sheriff’s Deputy Darren Goforth was shot 15 times by Shannon Miles. She also tweeted her support of ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Foy was subsequently arrested on an outstanding misdemeanor assault warrant.
Michael Barry is a Houston conservative radio talk show host. He received the following email from Monica Foy’s father:
I'm writing you because I'm finally able after being so sick to my stomach I could hardly breathe from the insensitive and stupid remark my daughter tweeted about the fallen officer. Our whole family is distraught and stupefied with embarrassment.
Yes, she's just a misguided college student that has flown off the handle with remarks that have had no forethought whatsoever and then later has had to choke on her words, but never like this. Quite frankly, I also feel some some relief that she was arrested to face her warrant once and for all.
Michael, I can tell you that it was a stupid mistake, and she tried to delete it as soon as she realized what she had done. Inexcusable? Absolutely!! And I might tell you that there WILL be an apology forthcoming soon to not only the family of the fallen officer, but to the police departments and general law abiding public.
I can honestly tell you that Monica respects the law and the officers. The arresting officers even commented on how polite and respectful she was (which is how she was brought up to be, not just because she was arrested). We had another officer out to the house yesterday because the of the death threats, not only towards Monica, but apparently it spread to the faculty members at N.T. Law School as well where her sister is a student and the school advised us to report the threats.
Jesus ... I can't find enough words to express how dismayed we are and the degree of remorse she's feeling right now. I think she's probably got the idea of how sick and despicable her tweet was.
Thank you for your radio show. I'm out on the road a lot and I listen to you almost every day. The only reason I haven't been to the RCC to meet you is 'cause I'm hardly ever down that way, but I hope to soon.
Seriously, WTF do you do when you get blind sided by a stupid move by a daughter who's caught up in all the strife of who's lives matter and mouths off in such a public way and then tries to retract it but it's gone viral ... but to sit her down, have a little educational talk (if you can catch my drift) and apologize profusely. I'm one distraught father right now.
Andrew J. Foy
Mr. Foy was also a guest Thursday morning on Michael Berry’s show. He repeatedly apologized for his daughter’s tweet. Foy said it was one thing to say something stupid at the dinner table where family members could set her straight, but it was another thing to say the same thing publicly.
It must have been hard for Foy to do this because I’m sure he loves his daughter even though some professor has turned her into a radical idiot.
Thursday, September 3, 2015
DISABLED MAN SHOOTS BURGLAR WITH GUN BOUGHT SAME DAY
After four burglaries within six years, wheelchair-bound Harvey Lembo got fed up, bought a revolver and shot a burglar later that night
Harvey Lembo, 67, of Rockland, Maine, is disabled and wheelchair bound. His apartment had been burglarized four times within six years. Fed up, he followed a neighbor’s suggestion to get a gun. On Monday he bought a revolver and later that night he bagged a burglar.
Lembo was in bed and woke up when he heard someone inside his apartment. He grabbed his new revolver from under his pillow and scooted into his motorized wheelchair. He confronted a burglar trying to steal his prescription pills. Lembo described what happened next:
"I screamed at him to stop. And I told him to go sit on the coffee table or I'd blow his brains out. I still had the gun in my hand. And I'm trying to dial 911 with the gun in my hand. [He] Tried to run out the back door. That's when I shot him, yes. I shot just like that. Just barely missed the side of the wall. Got him in the shoulder. If he'd have sat there, nothing would have happened. But he wanted to leave. And I've had enough of it. I've had enough."
The Rockland cops arrived. They followed a trail of blood until they came across Christopher Wildhaber, 45, bleeding from a shoulder wound. He was arrested after a brief struggle and taken to a hospital for treatment. Then the cops hauled his unhappy ass off to the pokey, charged with burglary.
Lembo could face charges. The police said they will leave it up to the district attorney to decide if Lembo’s use of deadly force was justified.
Surely the DA will rule that the shooting was justified. It’s a no-brainer where I come from!
Harvey Lembo, 67, of Rockland, Maine, is disabled and wheelchair bound. His apartment had been burglarized four times within six years. Fed up, he followed a neighbor’s suggestion to get a gun. On Monday he bought a revolver and later that night he bagged a burglar.
Lembo was in bed and woke up when he heard someone inside his apartment. He grabbed his new revolver from under his pillow and scooted into his motorized wheelchair. He confronted a burglar trying to steal his prescription pills. Lembo described what happened next:
"I screamed at him to stop. And I told him to go sit on the coffee table or I'd blow his brains out. I still had the gun in my hand. And I'm trying to dial 911 with the gun in my hand. [He] Tried to run out the back door. That's when I shot him, yes. I shot just like that. Just barely missed the side of the wall. Got him in the shoulder. If he'd have sat there, nothing would have happened. But he wanted to leave. And I've had enough of it. I've had enough."
The Rockland cops arrived. They followed a trail of blood until they came across Christopher Wildhaber, 45, bleeding from a shoulder wound. He was arrested after a brief struggle and taken to a hospital for treatment. Then the cops hauled his unhappy ass off to the pokey, charged with burglary.
Lembo could face charges. The police said they will leave it up to the district attorney to decide if Lembo’s use of deadly force was justified.
Surely the DA will rule that the shooting was justified. It’s a no-brainer where I come from!
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
PIGS IN A BLANKET, FRY ’EM LIKE BACON
‘Black Lives Matter’ rabble paraded around the Minnesota State Fair chanting “Pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon,” a clear call for the killing of cops
BarkGrowlBite | September 1, 2015
Over the weekend, ‘Black Lives Matter’ rabble paraded around the Minnesota State Fair chanting “Pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon,” a clear call for the killing of cops. So, that’s what it has come down to … a call for open season on cops.
Kevin Jackson, a black conservative writer, has called ‘Black Lives Matter’ a “stain on the nation.”
During an interview Monday with Jackson, Elizabeth Hasselback of Fox and Friends asked:
“Why has the Black Lives Matter movement not been classified as a hate group? How much more has to go in this direction before someone actually labels it as such?"
Good question. It almost seems like ‘Black Lives Matter’ is right up there with the KKK.
BarkGrowlBite | September 1, 2015
Over the weekend, ‘Black Lives Matter’ rabble paraded around the Minnesota State Fair chanting “Pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon,” a clear call for the killing of cops. So, that’s what it has come down to … a call for open season on cops.
Kevin Jackson, a black conservative writer, has called ‘Black Lives Matter’ a “stain on the nation.”
During an interview Monday with Jackson, Elizabeth Hasselback of Fox and Friends asked:
“Why has the Black Lives Matter movement not been classified as a hate group? How much more has to go in this direction before someone actually labels it as such?"
Good question. It almost seems like ‘Black Lives Matter’ is right up there with the KKK.
HIGHER EDUCATION KEEPS GOING FURTHER DOWN THE DRAIN
Washington State University professors threaten to flunk students for using the terms “illegal aliens,” “illegal immigrants,” “male” and “female”
BarkGrowlBite | September 1, 2015
The Chinese and Europeans must be laughing their heads off at what was once America’s heralded higher education system. The latest black mark comes from Washington State University where political correctness has run amuck.
Several Wash State profs have threatened to flunk students for using the terms “illegal aliens,” “illegal immigrants,” “male” and “female” which are considered “oppressive and hateful language.”
If you look at the worthless courses - “Women & Popular Culture” | “Introduction to Comparative Ethnic Studies” | “Introduction to Multicultural Literature” – where these politically correct rules apply, you will see courses being offered that are as ridiculous as the rules are.
PROFESSORS THREATEN BAD GRADES FOR SAYING ‘ILLEGAL ALIEN,’ ‘MALE,’ ‘FEMALE’
Washington State students risk a failing grade in one course if they use any common descriptors professor considers “oppressive and hateful language,” and in another class, students will lose one point every time they use the words “illegal alien” or “illegals” rather than the preferred terms of “‘undocumented’ migrants/immigrants/persons.”
By Peter Hasson
Campus Reform
August 29, 2015
Multiple professors at Washington State University have explicitly told students their grades will suffer if they use terms such as “illegal alien,” "male," and “female,” or if they fail to “defer” to non-white students.
According to the syllabus for Selena Lester Breikss’ “Women & Popular Culture” class, students risk a failing grade if they use any common descriptors that Breikss considers “oppressive and hateful language.”
The punishment for repeatedly using the banned words, Breikss warns, includes “but [is] not limited to removal from the class without attendance or participation points, failure of the assignment, and— in extreme cases— failure for the semester.”
Breikss is not the only WSU faculty member implementing such policies.
Much like in Selena Breikss’s classroom, students taking Professor Rebecca Fowler’s “Introduction to Comparative Ethnic Studies” course will see their grades suffer if they use the term “illegal alien” in their assigned writing.
According to her syllabus, students will lose one point every time they use the words “illegal alien” or “illegals” rather than the preferred terms of “‘undocumented’ migrants/immigrants/persons.” Throughout the course, Fowler says, students will “come to recognize how white privilege functions in everyday social structures and institutions.”
In an email to Campus Reform, Fowler complained that “the term ‘illegal alien’ has permeated dominant discourses that circulate in the news to the extent that our society has come to associate ALL unauthorized border crossings with those immigrants originating from countries south of our border (and not with Asian immigrants, for example, many of whom are also in the country without legal documents and make up a considerable portion of undocumented immigrants living in the country).”
“The socio-legal production of migrant illegality works to systematically dehumanize and exploit these brown bodies for their labor,” Fowler continued.
White students in Professor John Streamas’s “Introduction to Multicultural Literature” class, are expected to “defer” to non-white students, among other community guidelines, if they want “to do well in this class.”
In the guidelines in his syllabus, Streamas elaborates that he requires students to “reflect” on their grasp of history and social relations “by respecting shy and quiet classmates and by deferring to the experiences of people of color.”
Streamas—who previously generated controversy by calling a student a “white shitbag” and declared that WSU should stand for “White Supremacist University”—also demands that students “understand and consider the rage of people who are victims of systematic injustice.”
Later in the syllabus, Streamas goes even further and accuses Glenn Beck of being an “insensitive white.”
Several other WSU professors require their students to “acknowledge that racism, classism, sexism, heterosexism, and other institutionalized forms of oppression exist” or that “we do not live in a post-racial world.”
Ari Cohn, a lawyer with the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, told Campus Reform he considers such requirements to be contradictory, even given the sensitive nature of the courses.
"It is notable that one of the syllabus provisions warns: ‘The subject material of this class is sensitive and controversial. Strive to keep an open mind.’ How are students supposed to approach these sensitive and controversial materials at all, let alone to keep an open mind, if they have to fear that a misconstrued statement, or one that unreasonably offends a classmate will lead to a grade reduction or even removal from class?"
Neither Breikss nor Streamas replied to Campus Reform’s request for comment.
BarkGrowlBite | September 1, 2015
The Chinese and Europeans must be laughing their heads off at what was once America’s heralded higher education system. The latest black mark comes from Washington State University where political correctness has run amuck.
Several Wash State profs have threatened to flunk students for using the terms “illegal aliens,” “illegal immigrants,” “male” and “female” which are considered “oppressive and hateful language.”
If you look at the worthless courses - “Women & Popular Culture” | “Introduction to Comparative Ethnic Studies” | “Introduction to Multicultural Literature” – where these politically correct rules apply, you will see courses being offered that are as ridiculous as the rules are.
PROFESSORS THREATEN BAD GRADES FOR SAYING ‘ILLEGAL ALIEN,’ ‘MALE,’ ‘FEMALE’
Washington State students risk a failing grade in one course if they use any common descriptors professor considers “oppressive and hateful language,” and in another class, students will lose one point every time they use the words “illegal alien” or “illegals” rather than the preferred terms of “‘undocumented’ migrants/immigrants/persons.”
By Peter Hasson
Campus Reform
August 29, 2015
Multiple professors at Washington State University have explicitly told students their grades will suffer if they use terms such as “illegal alien,” "male," and “female,” or if they fail to “defer” to non-white students.
According to the syllabus for Selena Lester Breikss’ “Women & Popular Culture” class, students risk a failing grade if they use any common descriptors that Breikss considers “oppressive and hateful language.”
The punishment for repeatedly using the banned words, Breikss warns, includes “but [is] not limited to removal from the class without attendance or participation points, failure of the assignment, and— in extreme cases— failure for the semester.”
Breikss is not the only WSU faculty member implementing such policies.
Much like in Selena Breikss’s classroom, students taking Professor Rebecca Fowler’s “Introduction to Comparative Ethnic Studies” course will see their grades suffer if they use the term “illegal alien” in their assigned writing.
According to her syllabus, students will lose one point every time they use the words “illegal alien” or “illegals” rather than the preferred terms of “‘undocumented’ migrants/immigrants/persons.” Throughout the course, Fowler says, students will “come to recognize how white privilege functions in everyday social structures and institutions.”
In an email to Campus Reform, Fowler complained that “the term ‘illegal alien’ has permeated dominant discourses that circulate in the news to the extent that our society has come to associate ALL unauthorized border crossings with those immigrants originating from countries south of our border (and not with Asian immigrants, for example, many of whom are also in the country without legal documents and make up a considerable portion of undocumented immigrants living in the country).”
“The socio-legal production of migrant illegality works to systematically dehumanize and exploit these brown bodies for their labor,” Fowler continued.
White students in Professor John Streamas’s “Introduction to Multicultural Literature” class, are expected to “defer” to non-white students, among other community guidelines, if they want “to do well in this class.”
In the guidelines in his syllabus, Streamas elaborates that he requires students to “reflect” on their grasp of history and social relations “by respecting shy and quiet classmates and by deferring to the experiences of people of color.”
Streamas—who previously generated controversy by calling a student a “white shitbag” and declared that WSU should stand for “White Supremacist University”—also demands that students “understand and consider the rage of people who are victims of systematic injustice.”
Later in the syllabus, Streamas goes even further and accuses Glenn Beck of being an “insensitive white.”
Several other WSU professors require their students to “acknowledge that racism, classism, sexism, heterosexism, and other institutionalized forms of oppression exist” or that “we do not live in a post-racial world.”
Ari Cohn, a lawyer with the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, told Campus Reform he considers such requirements to be contradictory, even given the sensitive nature of the courses.
"It is notable that one of the syllabus provisions warns: ‘The subject material of this class is sensitive and controversial. Strive to keep an open mind.’ How are students supposed to approach these sensitive and controversial materials at all, let alone to keep an open mind, if they have to fear that a misconstrued statement, or one that unreasonably offends a classmate will lead to a grade reduction or even removal from class?"
Neither Breikss nor Streamas replied to Campus Reform’s request for comment.
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